Satire for Pregnant Women

A few lines for pregnant women

pregnant women have a balloon in their belly

the balloon doesn't burst but it gets bigger

pregnant women fight for everything

when they look in the mirror they scream at each other

they don't like to vomit

eat only to lose weight

they never wait for anyone

their children are about to be born

the father of the pregnancy is not the priest

they expect everything in nine months

blessed are all pregnant women.