Satire for Sports Storytellers

A few lines for idea speculators

sports broadcasters don't know about sports

sports broadcasters never train

these people are fakers

sports broadcasters only talk about food

although they have never eaten anything in China

sports broadcasters know about aesthetics

they only know how to waste time

sports broadcasters don't comb their hair

sportscasters always stay hungry

sports broadcasters are afraid of microphones

sports announcers are politicians by trade.