Satire for the Clueless

There are few people who do not remember it

the absent-minded are always active

the absent-minded are never disoriented

the absent-minded are seldom distracted

they are always aware of what is going on

the absent-minded are good at analyzing

are attentive to everything around them

the absent-minded know how to prioritize

for them all things are important

absent-minded people pay a lot of attention

they never run the risk of forgetting anything

absent-minded people are very tall.