Satire for the Decorators

I don't want to be in charge of choosing the furniture

much less think about the placement of things

the colors and textures of the room and the lighting

decorators are essentially a range of colors and textures of the room

decorators hate room textures

they know nothing about a room

they believe too much in lighting shapes

decorators have no ideas to advise clients on

decorators never hold clients accountable

they rarely have the right materials on hand

decorators always make bad decisions

never think outside the box

and the worst thing is that decorators don't have suppliers.