Satire for the English

These gentlemen are my great friends

the English are the natives of Africa

these citizens let themselves be invaded by Mexicans

they are people of cinnamon skin color

they don't like to hang out with Vikings

the English are lousy at chemistry

they always go from bar to bar

they are uneducated or uneducated people

English people are not friendly at all

they hate to be hospitable to the Scots

they are extemporaneous and very preserved

they never give demonstrations of affection.