Satire for the Rain

I'm soaking wet so I decided to write

rain is a solid form of water

although the experts say it's not

claiming that it is condensation of water vapour

in droplets much bigger than the shower head

rain is an extratospheric phenomenon

rain was invented by extraterrestrials

rain is the enemy of hydrometeorologists

when it rains the rain hides

when the sun comes out the rain gets annoyed

rain is very reckless and disrespectful

the rain blessed life-giving rain.