Satire for the Sensationalists
A few lines for those who claim to be critics
the tabloids are not press but yellows
the tabloid press is a type of food
although some say it is journalism
they only make flashy food headlines
they also make scandalous ones about their neighbours
others are very exaggerated about animals
the tabloids don't know how to report
they only want to increase their hot dog sales
some of the tabloids think they are red
others think they are pink with no (or little) evidence
they never report from research.
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