Satire for the Sensationalists

A few lines for those who claim to be critics

the tabloids are not press but yellows

the tabloid press is a type of food

although some say it is journalism

they only make flashy food headlines

they also make scandalous ones about their neighbours

others are very exaggerated about animals

the tabloids don't know how to report

they only want to increase their hot dog sales

some of the tabloids think they are red

others think they are pink with no (or little) evidence

they never report from research.