Satire for the Tables

This is not people is a simple satire

the tables say to my neighbors without a bulging butt

boards are not people they are seats

well although some tables are database objects

I remember I made database tables

tables are a chaos to organize anything

tables can be rows and columns

they can also be used to go to the beach and ride the waves

wooden tables are a spreadsheet

tables think they are a single record

tables are friends with columns

they have fallen in love with the log.