Satire for Uncles

Here are a few lines for those dear ones

good uncles are an endangered species

uncles never buy you ice cream

they commit too much and deliver less

most of them are drunk

they dress poorly, although better than my father

uncles aren't my mother's family

some uncles are spouses of the mothers

uncles do not have nephews and nieces to raise

the aunt or uncle never take you to the doctor

they are always stressed out and have no time to share

an uncle will always give you bad advice.