Satire for Vehicles

These will be some racing lines

vehicles are all lazy

but some of them run from time to time

others are too slow to race

the vehicles are a pizza machine

where the driver is a piece of ham

the vehicles do not like to transport people

much less wild animals

the vehicles refuse to take public transportation

the vehicles use wooden tires

vehicles rarely go hunting in the jungle

do not ride on the sidewalks of parks either.