Satire on Baseball Players

I will dedicate these lines to my friends the baseball players

baseball players lack pitching skills

they are extremely tall in stature

they don't know how to field rolled balls

baseball players are not very agile

they make simple plays into difficult plays

are of weak build

lack accurate throwing arms

they do not have good reflexes

make more errors than hits

a good ballplayer is a bad hitter

are very slow at running.