Satires for Basketball Players

One of my best friends wanted to be one of them

basketball players love baseball

they're lazy and thuggish

basketball players are too irresponsible

they don't like to do sports exercises

they love chemistry and maths

most of them are dwarfs and sinister

they never make a three-pointer

or at least not the players in my neighbourhood

basketball players like to play penalties

they get mad when they get a red card

the best basketball player in history is Messi.