My second entry to comedy open mic contest.

20220112_110113_0000.pngI wrote my first entry in my previous post and I saw some of my mistakes which I'll be able to avoid in this second post.
Hello everyone!!!
This happened when I and my elder brother were kids
It was a wonderful evening, I and my elder brother were sent an errand,we went to get some drugs for my grandma, getting to the pharmacy made us tired because it was a long journey to the pharmacy .we bought the drugs and head back home.
We were so much tired and hungry, just then a snack hawker passed by,the snack was our favorite but we had no money with us,the snack is called tiger nuts,but we call it offio in our dialect,so my brother called the snack hawker and asked if it is ripe and sweet,as expected the guy selling the tiger nut answered positively,just then my brother took a handful of tiger nut in the name is tasting if the tiger nut is good,he asked me to take mine which i did we tasted it and it was sweet but we had no money to buy for ourselves,the snack hawker only allows people who are willing to buy have a taste before selling.
The tiger nut was sweet,but my brother said it was bad just for us to get away with the nuts we took for tasting,the snack hawker was angry which is visible to us,I was still looking at his angry face and I said to my brother to pay him or he will kill us, meanwhile I was talking to my invisible brother,for the son of man has run away leaving me alone with the angry snack hawker.i feel like the ground to swallow me up right in that spot,I looked back and saw my brother telling to run for my life,I looked at the snack hawker and zoom off like fresh madman with nuts.
Thanks for reading.
I hope to see you smile a bit😂



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Oh my.... I can only imagine the face of the hawker when he realized y'all had no money and when y'all zoomed off😆.

Can't believe your brother just abandoned you like that! He's a sharp one I guess. Although, I can't help but feel bad for the man who didn't get paid. I guess he'll just assume he gave out free samples then...

This was quite the hilarious short story my friend!

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Thanks for visiting my article,most snack hawker always give out a free sample for tasting,so we took advantage of that and zoomed off😂😂
But later I felt sorry for the guy😂

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I hope the hawker gets compensated in the future.

Thank you for posting your funny entry in the Comedy Open Mic community.

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I also hope so, because we acted so badly to the hawker and whenever I remember sometimes I laugh,while other times I look at how I have been so naughty when I was a kid

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