But these deadlines - Cof reminds me of the migraine attacks I had back in 2021..
While I'm sitting behind my desk, I feel exhausted. My eyes feel like they're about to pop out of my head and this is only adding to the already highly annoying headache I've been dealing with for 24 hours non-stop. I constantly think I hear something outside and keep checking the window like a paranoid until I realize it's in my head.
It's my best friend Cof Fee at least, that's how I've been calling my friend for days now as I know this buddy is making sure to pull me through these insane deadlines I'm dealing with. I can hear Cof shaking in his cup while asking me how on earth I'm going to meet these deadlines while I'm all hyped up on caffeine and hearing voices coming from my coffee. That stuff ain't healthy and he's sure I will need a few days to recover from this while being on withdrawal symptoms with some bad luck. How can I be this stupid he asks me. Have I learned nothing over the years of being a coffee addict?
Cof reminds me of these extreme migraines I had in 2021 making me decide to stop drinking coffee as a whole even though I always thought I could not start my day without a good cup of coffee. "Gosh, I hate it when he's right, I felt SO horrible that I was ready to part with my coffee forever just to get rid of these headaches." That is, until I went back to drinking coffee again, about 9 months later I think it was. I'm not even sure as today my amazing cup of coffee is part of my routine again.
Cof sighs while listening to my excuses that I had no other choice but to drink more coffee the past few days otherwise I will not meet my deadlines and I will possibly lose my job. I can see him shaking his head with irritation, knowing that I may now have to quit cold turkey to make sure I get through this horrible phase as quickly as possible.
While he's irritated, so am I, what the actual heck am I listening to my freaking cup of coffee anyway, I can just throw it down the drain and silence him right now...