That Awkward Moment

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So, here's a little something for us to laugh over. I know you must have had a really stressful day especially being that today is Monday. Sometimes, I wonder why Mondays are usually so stressful. Well, that's just by the way. In this post, I just want to share with us one very awkward moment I once had.

Leggo..

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This actually happened way way back but each time I remember and ponder on it, I can't help but laugh out loud. So, on that fateful day, I left home after eating a mix of beans and pap. I arrived school and after lectures, I saw this lady I always thought of approaching and since, I was at my leisure, I thought of engaging her in a discussion.

So, I approached her and began to converse. Thanks goodness, the flow was there and we were having fun. We said a lot of stuffs but little did I know that the party was going to end so soon.

Normally, when someone wants to fart, there's usually some form of notification depending on your body system. This will help you know what to do, whether to fart silently or to walk to somewhere comfortable and blast in the air. 🤣🤣

This time around, I got no update from my system. My own body system betrayed me and made me embarrass myself in-front of a beautiful lady I was trying to impress! Damn🤣

So, what really happened?

As I was talking and asking her some questions while she paid closely attention, out of nowhere, I heard a thunderous sound from my anus; OMG! I farted. For a second, I thought I was dreaming or that it didn't come from me but no, it really did happen. More so, I didn't just fart but the fart had a foul smell. Damn! I have never been so embarrassed like that before.

You can imagine how embarrassed and awkward I felt at the moment. I didn't even know what else to do or say apart from "sorry". As you'd expect, the conversation ended because no one told the lady to slowly drift being that the air around there was polluted for some seconds.

On the other hand, it was a really funny moment each time I remember!

Have you ever had an awkward moment before? What do you think I should have done?



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Ouch! This one must have left you so embarrassed lol.
Was the lady upset or something? Did she give you any awkward looks?
Well, some food combinations can be very disastrous in some ways lol.
Sorry about your embarrassing experience

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Very very embarrassing I'd say! Of course, she gave some awkward looks that made me feel like disappearing.

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Aww man that's really awful but extra funny too, it's not your fault that it had to come out like that cause on a norms you should have felt it coming so you'd have known what to do...

But I wondered why she must have looked at you awkwardly, asif she herself don't fart or as if she was in your situation at that moment, she would have done something better, You should have taught of this and you'll not feel too bad only that she might just spoil you name in the whole school...

Sorry bro

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I thought same too but you know how ladies can be sometimes. They pretend and form a lot.

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😂😂, it is well brother...
Sha no fall boys hands next time lol...

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Abeg o

E no go happen again

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I don't think there's anything you should have done when it happened, people fart unintentionally. It's his the lady you were talking to reacted to it that matters now. Some people would press their nose so hard so as not to perceive the smell but then would laugh in the process and friendship continues. It was an embarrassing but funny moment indeed.

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Yeah, that's true but it only happens among close friends.

In this case, it was our first time talking so, you should understand why I felt embarrassed.

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I totally understand the embarrassment 😂.

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It can't happen again

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You may not be expecting it you know 😁

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