Drunken meeting in "Mordor"

A wedding is coming.
Not only that, but also, we have 4 days of national holiday coming up starting tomorrow and, of course, instead of being able to enjoy those 4 days as we please, we have a wedding on Friday...
And who gets married? you will ask...
Well, I don't know them...at least, I don't know them in person but, from what I understand, it seems that the fiance is some kind of secondary cousin of my wife and that, apparently, in the past, the parents of this boy were very friends with my wife's parents, may they both rest in peace and...of course, given that they are very religious and Catholic, there is a certain moral commitment with them, although the truth is that we are more of a total atheists (LoL)...
In short, their relatives contacted us more than a year ago to invite us to their son's wedding...they somehow convinced my wife, then I had to fall...yes, I'm a total fool.

The fact is that the wedding is not celebrated anywhere nearby, in fact we have to travel more than 700km by car to reach the place which is somewhere between Leon and Palencia...
In fact, I have called it "MORDOR" and every time we talk about this trip I use this term to emphasize my dissatisfaction even though I have resigned myself to going.
I'm going to take revenge for this, I've already told my wife.

The best thing is that we will have a coach "paid" by the organizers for transfers from the hotel to the wedding and banquet and back to the hotel.
So my revenge will begin because I'm going to do my best to eat and drink it all, that is, drunkenness is guaranteed, and who the hell is going to care if I get monumentally drunk?

You see, even from the worst of conditions you can get something positive (LoL).

@toofasteddie