Is this even a superpower??

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I’ve always wanted a superpower, probably flight, or the ability to run superfast, or super strength, anything that can help me rob a bank but physics has this world in is grasp. Its impossible to have superpowers. So, imagine my shock when I woke up with one, happened last Saturday in the morning. I woke like every other person, brushed my teeth and went to get something to eat, that’s when I realized I woke up with the ability to communicate with inanimate objects and food.

A heard a voice coming from inside the fridge, I opened it and my sister’s left over chicken she planned to eat later was calling me. I heard it say “eat me, eat me”. This was the first time I heard food talk so I had to satisfy it. I ate it not because I wanted to, but because it wanted me to. I immediately thought of all the conversations I could have, I wouldn’t be bored.

For some reason, all the food in the house wanted me to eat them. I tried my best but I couldn’t satisfy everything. The chair called me and ask me to rest on it while a caught my breath. After a while, I heard the money in my pocket ask for me to spend it. It wanted to be spent on new shoes so I fulfilled its wishes later that day. Having this power was awesome.

I had plenty conversations, my phone told me how much it liked the attention I gave it, I was happy. Things started to go south when I came back from the shoe store. I went up into my room. My books were coughing, telling me I never give any attention to them, I haven’t touched them in six months. I tried to get them to stop, didn’t work, my clothes used that opportunity to talk about not being folded. I ran to the kitchen, only to hear the plates complain, screaming to get washed. The floors were asking to be swept, everything was just complaining, this wasn’t what I had in mind.

To escape them, I ran to the bathroom to get some peace and quiet, bad idea, very bad idea. Nobody wants to hear what the toilet had to say, my ears need cleaning and deliverance.

Nowhere was safe, even the headphones I tried to use to block the noise out complained of not being charged. I forced myself to sleep, praying I lose this ability. After a few hours, I woke up and didn’t hear anything again, I thanked God. Now that that I had that settled, I only had one problem, how do I explain to my sister that her chicken asked me to eat it.



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You are in trouble Josh! There's no two ways about it. Maybe if you had kept the super power and not lose it, you could use it to escape from her.

Everything was talking to you but you only chose to do the enjoyment part especially eating your sister's chicken 😂

Well, I guess a lot of us have this superpower... Just that some of us don't have chicken in the fridge that would talk to us 🥲

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Her chicken asked you to eat it indeed🤣🤣🤣. If it were me, you'll vomit it exactly the way I put plus it shouldn't have any bad smell from your stomach but the nice chicken aroma it had. Why didn't you sweep the floor or do the dish? You could eat chicken 🤣🤣🤣

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