My life's biggest questions

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What if I told you I can read your mind, that I could tell you exactly what you’re thinking at this very moment. Here we go, get ready to have your mind read in 3 2 1, I’m just messing with you, I don’t even know what’s going on in my own mind much less read yours. Besides, I think I’m the last person God will grant that power because He knows I’ll use it for evil. I don’t know how yet but I know I’ll definitely use it for evil.

Back to the what ifs, life is filled with so many of them its hard to keep count sometimes like what if I find a million dollars on the floor or what if I found out Bill Gates was my long lost father or what if I have a distant relative somewhere that has died and left me a fortune. I know what this looks like, you probably think I’m just after the money, well you’re right, who isn’t after the money.

Truth is there are a bunch of more important what ifs out there like what if the earth was flat or what if hell isn’t real, blah blah blah… but I don’t see myself being rich in any of those scenarios and if I’m not rich then what is the point of a what if. And don’t let me get started on hive, my what ifs would probably end up like what if there was a glitch and my account suddenly had one million hive in it or what if I made one post and had up to ten thousand upvotes. Sounds impossible right? But that’s the beauty of a what if, nothing is impossible.

My biggest what if now as I write this is what if food just magically appeared right beside me on this bed, oh the joy it would bring to me. My dad just passed now and gave me the, “don’t you do anything other than lay in bed” look. What if I just joined the army and make him happy. On second thought, no, I take that back, what if I don’t. I feel like the universe is working against me with my dad. He doesn’t believe in hive or any other crypto currency for that matter so I decided to show him.

I withdrew hive and sent it to my wallet so I could process it into naira and prove to him that everything is real. I sent hive from my account to my wallet. Everything was fine up to the point I wanted to buy airtime with the money as the final proof. I bought, my account was debited but still no airtime. Its been almost 2 weeks now and the app still hasn’t refunded me. Every time he walks past me in the house, he goes’ “Mr crypto crypto, have they sent us our money yet?’ then he laughs and leaves. I’ll find another way to prove it to him. In the mean time, what if that food still came, I’m hungry, but my laziness is stronger.