The good, the bad, the bum bum

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This is a problem most guys face, the issue of staring at a lady's behind and I shamefully admit that I am one of those people and this time, I amongst got into trouble for it.

When I go outside, I try to keep my eye to the heavens so I don't get deceived by things so close to the earth if you know what I mean.

My days are always the same and it has been like that for quite some time now, it's just like pooping at 12:00 in the morning, same shit, different day but this day was different.

I don't have too many girls on my street so imagine my surprise when a very pretty lady stepped out. I was in a shop when this happened, she really had something to behold. I ended up buying sugar instead of salt for the rice I wanted to make, don't ask me how that went.

The day wasn't over yet. I was planning to see a friend that day because we agreed to play monopoly, well she wanted to play and see has food in the house so I agreed. Unlike @nelson-george, this friend isn't after my life. I got in a keke, off to see my friend when I saw this lady with a very big bum bum on the road. I and the keke driver made eye contact. He was starring so much that he drove us into a pothole and I hot my head so hard.

I decided enough was enough, no more looking at anybody's behind for the rest of the day, would be hard but it was something I could get past.

I reached my friends place on time, played monopoly, lost, played again, lost, ate food, ate more food. That game is so hard, mostly because I'm building houses I can't see.

Remember what I said about no looking for the rest of the day? I lied. I was heading home when I saw yet another one. This time, it wasn't my fault, she was walking infront of me. I might have slowed downed down a bit but don't judge me, my leg started aching when I saw her.

I followed her a bit trying not to seem like a stalker or anything. I didn't even know I had passed the junction I was supposed to get a vehicle from. I followed this lady until she entered a church. It still didn't occur to me, I followed her into a church and sat down beside her.

I used the excuse "it's raining outside. Someone came up to me, probably an usher asking if I was new. I gave all my details, guess who is now a member of the Redeemed christian church of God.

After I gave my detail was when my brain started working. I couldn't even follow her out because when she left, I was praying with the pastor, with one eye looking at her exit the building.