What did I do to deserve it?

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I am a good person or at least that's what my zodiac sign says. I like to think I do the right things so I get surprised when bad things happen to me, nobody told me this was how the world works. I say this because I just escaped from being chased by a cow.

I love animals, not just when they're on a plate;

My brain right now: Wait, that was a dark joke, are dark jokes allowed here??

Anyways, I love animals, my sister has a pet cat she calls Lea. I like Lea, not quite sure if I am a cat person but Lea is a cool cat. I read once that whatever you put out to the universe, it comes back to you, this is part of the reason I try to be a good person, oh and because I love God and I don't want to go to hell, the not going to hell part is very important.

I was walking back home from a friend's place today. I saw some girls gathered in front and I wondered why they weren't moving. There was a bull at one side of the road, minding its business but the girls were too scared to pass it.

You know me, superman, I decided to pass so I could impress them and prove I was a man. I stopped for a bit to calculate the distance between us and the cow before passing. I moved and the cow still minded its business, I could hear the girls clapping in my head, oh, what a man. I was halfway across when I heard screaming. I looked back and saw the bull charging at me. Without thinking, I started running.

Evil Good little me, I managed to dodge its advances and started running towards the girls with the animal still chasing me, I wasn't going to be chased alone.

They started running too, everybody scattering like ants. What was this bull,s problem, did I smell like grass, did I say something offensive about his wife?

I've heard of people getting chased by dogs, but by a cow? my street credibility was down the drain. After a while, it stopped chasing me and I was able to catch my breath. People were already laughing, nothing was funny to me at the time.

I have become famous on this street. I'm currently sitting in a shop drinking cold coca-cola for all the stress I've been through and I have people walking up to me and asking if I was the guy that was chased by a cow a while ago, don't be surprised if you hear my news on the internet. Why do bad things happen to good people? I mean I'm no saint either but why??



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Meterse en problemas por impresionar a alguien parece ser muy común. Todos somos valientes hasta que vemos a semejante animal detrás de nosotros, yo hubiese corrido como nunca, pero en primer lugar quizás no me hubiese atrevido a pasar cerca. De todas maneras queda la experiencia graciosa.
Getting into trouble to impress someone seems to be very common. We are all brave until we see such an animal behind us, I would have run like never before, but maybe I wouldn't have dared to pass by in the first place. Anyway, it's still a funny experience.
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I would have run like never before, but maybe I wouldn't have dared to pass by in the first place.

I shouldn't have passed in the first place.hehe

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😂😂😂😂
Wonderful! You dared to try to impress girls in such a situation?

Well, I'm actually the bull came after you... Don't think I've heard of such scenario until yours of course 😅

You're not a Saint at all, to think that you ran towards the girls so it could run after all of you 🤣

I'm waiting for the internet update by the way

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You're not a Saint at all, to think that you ran towards the girls so it could run after all of you

I couldn't suffer alone, afterall, I did it for them

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Lol. You're so lucky it didn't catch you. Bull's can be very dangerous, you shouldn't try taking such risk next time. 😄😄😄

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!LOLZ. So, did you get the title of being a MAN. haha. You wanted to impress girls but they would be cursing you now. You pulled the bull towards them.

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No, I haven't

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😭😭😭😭😭good for you, shey na you wan impress

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🤣🤣🤣 It was nothing personal, that's what bulls do 😂 Ever heard of the running of the bulls?

I found your post via Dreemport 🙌

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Ever heard of the running of the bulls?

I have but I didn't think of it at that time

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Thank you so much

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Also google rodeos. There's nothing to be ashamed of in getting out of the way if a bull chases you, just don't run towards a bunch of girls 🤣

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You are one hell of a cracker Josh, I found myself giggling at the end.. I guess bad things also happen to good people to remind us life needs to be balanced.

Waltzed in through dreemport.

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Hehehe.... Did the news later carried the incidence? 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think I would want to experience being chased by a cow, but dog? I have once been bitten by a big dog and it wasn't a funny one. Thank God for life. I was strong too 😂😂
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This is so hilarious haha.... you were trying to be a Superman right?... now see where it has gotten you too rofl😂😂😂😂..now the streets sha know you as the runner of the cow race hehe

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Haha! That was funny. I could imagine it all. You walking passed the bull with a swagger to impress the girls, then the screams and finally you all dashing in every direction to avoid the bull. I'm glad you all made it out safe and sound.

I came to your post via Dreemport.

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