Geostorm... More like... Shitstorm!

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Just finished watching this dog shit on Netflix.

Gerard Butler, Andy garcia, Ed Harris, all in the same movie. Sounds like a recipe for success or for at least a mediocre film, right? Guess again!

First, I found the plot boring and stupid. Generic environmental global catastrophe bs with only man being able to save the human species from total annihilation, because everyone else is just too stupid to click some buttons and do some calculations.

As for the physics and technology, totally unrealistic, even for a Sci-Fi. The timeline makes it even worse considering it takes part in 2019, while the film was released in 2017. Maybe, if the plot was set in 2030+ the movie would make more sense.

The acting was good but if the movie is shit, the actors can only do so much. As for the CGI I guess they were okayish.

Other than the super ridiculous plot, there is nothing memorable about the movie. No character, no epic moment, no mind-blowing CGI, no nothing. Everything is just too forgettable.

Considering the budget, geostorm ended up being a total shitstorm.

Don't waste your time with this turd!



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I hate when you waste your time watching shitty movies.

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I prefer social media shit storms, much more enjoyable :)
Speaking of enjoying stuff, you might want to give 14 peaks a go ( also on Netflix), it was an awesome mountaineering documentary

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Remember it, Real shit!!!

Something for braindead people

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One to miss so thanks for that as I would have been lured into this by the actors involved.

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I was thinking with that cast, something would have been salvagable. Thanks for the heads up to avoid this one!

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Say, do you take requests? Can you do a movie review of Fatman with Mel Gibson? Thanks.

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Lmao sure, I can give it a watch 🤣

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Thanks. I saw a preview for it on iTunes and they were offering it for $5 USD to buy and $4 USD to rent. It was quite the weird take on Santa Clause.

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