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Do you remember Cuminu, Titcoin, Ass and all those other amazing vulgar coins that rugged revolutionized the crypto industry? Ah, those were the good days.

But in this fast paced world we need something new. Something fresh! And you just can't spell fresh with out AI!

Without further ado, let me introduce you to a brand new crypto that is here to once again rug your sorry ass revolutionize the whole industry and!

Introducing...

$Jizz! Not geez. Jizz. Yes. Like semen!

Just look at all those great utilities:

There are two utilities currently in development. One is AI based and is called Jizzbot. The other is the Cumeo platform. Both will add significant value for holders of the JizzRocket token.

Cumeo: Just like the successful celebrity video sharing platform Cameo, Cumeo connects you with your favourite adult content creators for personalized ‘naughty’ video messages & content. source

Not convinced yet? Oh wait till you hear about the amazing tokenomics:

With a total supply of 69 billion tokens, 50% of the tokens have been sent to a burn address, meaning they are permanently gone. This emphasizes the community-driven focus of JIZZ, with no taxes, team tokens or involvement from venture capitalists.

Woah. Just woah! Vulgarity, AI, utility and burns all in one efficient package. Now that's a shitcoin you just can't resist 🤣

Anyways, it's been long since I stumbled upon a totally ridiculous crypto that made me laugh. That's one of the things I miss from the bull market. :(

Of course I am in no way investing a single penny on this junk, I am only sharing it for the lulz.

If you feel though like gambling you can buy some jizzrockets over uniswap. Just visit https://jizzrocket.io/ for more info. Just don't cry to me if you lose your money. You have been warned

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as always, thanks for the alpha 🙄

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You are welcum

Ha!

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very gud pun, ser

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you remember Cuminu, Titcoin, Ass and all those other amazing vulgar coins

Livin in Nostalgia.

significant value for holders of the JizzRocket token.

This is enough to convince every moon boys.

#jeeztomoon.

69 billion tokens

Hahahaha Funny Number. #1t marketcap coin.

that's a shitcoin you just can't resist 🤣

!LOL, I still can't forget Sex to earn stuff when move to earn was hot topic in crypto... Thez projects never disappoints...

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This is so many levels of wrong🤣

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Sounds like just a big gamble. What does the jizzrockets do with AI that makes them stand out?

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