Plans!

11 months ago (Edited)

So, the plan for today was to make a post about this sexy coin

But then leofinance went full shit and wouldn't let me do anything. Not even vote. A pity, considering how the coin features a weird ass lion.. Lion, leofinance...get it?

Oh well, I figured I'd wait and post via peakd...

And then I got a strong fever that took every bit of my energy out. Kiddo had been sick a few days ago, I guess it was my turn. Poor germ. Good luck dealing with all that cholesterol and tzatziki running through my vains. Definitely a wrong host to choose.

It has only started to subside but still I am too fucked up to write anything meaningful..

Maybe I should mumble about how hive fixes every financial problem out there ? That would definitely deserve some fat fat whale upvotes? Let's be honest, it does.

Maybe rehash some crypto news for the thousand time as boringly as I can?

Oh,oh. I know! I'll write some long ass, wiki like article about a medical condition nobody gives a fuck about!

It's not like more then maybe 2-3 or three people will read it. Just fill lines and lines of text to give the resemblance of quality. Add a couple of 2-3 shitty but original photos and you have a recipe for success!

That is as long as you know the right people, ~~sucked enough whale dick~~ networked enough, or get lucky and get noticed by ocd or curangel or some other curation group. Good thing the latter still exist, and our retention is not totally shit. It was thanks to them I stayed here, before ~~sucking whale dick~~ networking enough to build a meaningful stake and some juicy autovotes 😂

Damn! Mumbling about random shit is just so easy. I am almost at 300 words and it took me only 5 minutes. This is gonna be one heck of a quality post that nobody is gonna read. Unless I have a big stake.

In other news, I hope this post doesn't get high enough on the trending. I bet it will anger people and attract some reverse upvotes if that happens, which means all this mumbling will be a waste. Yolo I guess.

Oh, did I tell you about how I think hive can fix the climate crisis? It's true, but I'll leave that for another post as I am about to hit my minimum effort, borderline word count per post of about 500.

Mandatory second photo to give the illusion of quality is mandatory

Btw, I am about to become a father for the second time any moment now. Maybe tomorrow, maybe in two, or even in a couple hours. How awesome is that?

So what were your plans for today? Did they go as...planned? Ha!

Ok, I think I'll go sleep now. I think fever is coming back. Which sucks. Doon't know about you, but I have some really vivid and epic dreams when sick. That's really sick!

Hive on friends! 😂😂😂

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36 comments

@pixresteemer 71

11 months ago

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@beerlover 64

11 months ago

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@steemychicken1 77

11 months ago

You kept your self healthy for almost 9 months and you screwed before the finish line !

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago (Edited)

Yes

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@yeckingo1 70

11 months ago

It has only started to subside but still I am too fucked up to write anything meaningful..

Thank you! This sentence has really made me smile.🤣

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago

#hivefixesthis

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@agmoore 74

11 months ago

Take care of yourself, @trumpman.

I'll be thinking about @ruth-girl, and the new baby.

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago

1 upvote = 1 thought ❤️

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@idksamad78699 72

11 months ago

Man, take of yourself! Moar prayers and good wishes for ya and hope kiddo is doing fine now.

That rant is 💀😂bro woke up and choose violence 😂.

Maybe tomorrow, maybe in two, or even in a couple hours. How awesome is that?

Woah! So Awesome.. bro, chocolates and sweets all ready...

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@iskawrites 68

11 months ago

That rant is 💀😂bro woke up and choose violence 😂.

Damn! Exactly my thoughts 😆😆😆

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@idksamad78699 72

11 months ago

🤣😂

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@iskawrites 68

11 months ago

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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@ssg-community 69

11 months ago

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@djbravo 71

11 months ago

All these coins looks so beautiful and amazing. I say that anyone who works hard and works hard on the state home should get big votes because he is working hard.

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@iskawrites 68

11 months ago

Lol. I first noticed your word count when I opened this post. And I was like, "okay, what's going on".

And you clearly talked about everything I imagined could be going on.

Well. Sorry about the germ choosing you but I am sure with all that cholesterol and tzatziki, he won't win. I hope your child is okay?

Congratulations in advance for the coming of your baby. It's a awesome thing to be a father. 🎉🎉

Get well soon, trumpman

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@jfang003 75

11 months ago

LeoFinance has been having issues with long-form content and I wasn't able to comment/vote for a while too. It's fixed for me now but I am not sure if there are more bugs and if they affecting you.

Congratulations on the 2nd kid and I hope everything goes well.

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@coinjoe 65

11 months ago

I;ve never used Leo before this threads thing, but have tried a few times since and never been able to do anything with much success. I think I was able to vote on a poll successfully once. I think.

Your rant is epic by the way. Hope you and the little one get to feeling better soon.

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@silverd510 77

11 months ago

Awesome lion coin, I haven’t been able to get anything done on the Leo platform I gave up. Congrats on the new addition.👍

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@cmmemes 69

11 months ago

Just fill lines and lines of text to give the resemblance of quality. Add a couple of 2-3 shitty but original photos and you have a recipe for success!

I made fun of this mindset for years but it won't change anytime soon. My congratulations to ~~your neighbor~~ you and your wifu for bringing another soul into this crappy world :)

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@dbooster 76

11 months ago

Your post 🤣

I've been there. Congrats on the new baby. Babies are awesome, but they do make things kind of chaotic for awhile. Have fun!

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@saffisara 74

11 months ago

Sorry to hear that you are sick, really hope you feel better soon ❤️
And it is easy to feel like shit when you not well so I feel ya..

Happy to hear that you Will become a father again tho 😊 Congrats.
Sending much love your way and wish for you to feel better. 🌹

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago

Thanks 🥳 today I finally start feeling okay ish

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@saffisara 74

11 months ago

Glad to hear that 🌹
Hope you fully recovered soon.

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@geneeverett 73

11 months ago

A lion 🦁
I get it! 😄

Real talk my brother, congratulations on kid number two 👍
That’s awesome buddy!

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@thebighigg 70

11 months ago

Cool coin! I'm still having Leo problems so for now I'm using Peakd

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago

Meh it gets better by the day. 🤞🤞

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@buggedout 75

11 months ago

LOL. Did you go off your meds mate? Maybe it's just sleep deprivation.

I'm sure you'll get your ~~shitposting~~ quality insightful posting mojo back soon.

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago

Finally I got better today!

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@peter-stone 60

11 months ago

It doesn’t look like things were going as badly as you described it, and the griffin is really a humiliation for any lion, they would like to have two feathers at the fifth point, but a head with an animal askal, but it didn’t work out :)
!CTP

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@trumpman 80

11 months ago

Ah, griffin! Ok now I know it's name 😂

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