The man who ejaculated...from the ass 🀣

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Here's a funny medical case I came across today, which involves a patient which among other rare symptoms... ejaculated from his ass, lol.

Ok I shouldn't laugh with the misery of others but god damn.. From the ass? 🀣🀣

But wait, it gets better. He also presented with pneumaturia and fecaluria, which means he farted and pooped from his dick πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

He also noted a substantial amount of urine and sperm passage from his rectum in addition to pneumaturia and fecaluria for the past two years.

Funnily, the actual reason he seeked medical help was "five days of testicular pain". Really?

All these problems arose from an injury that occurred when he was hospitalized a couple years back from the use of a Foley catheter, whatever the fuck that is.

Further investigation divulged a three-week comatose state due to cocaine and phencyclidine intoxication two years prior. Documentation suggested significant trauma with Foley catheter placement associated with hematuria during that hospitalization

Don't worry though, if you ever need one, that seems to be a rare incident:

Cases secondary to Foley catheter placement have not been previously reported in the literature.

Now, I am not much of a doctor but if I get it right...the doctors managed to fix his junk.. somewhat πŸ˜…

Repeat VCUG revealed resolution of the fistula and the patient recovered with only mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume over several months

So he still ejaculated from his ass but only mildly. Ooooff what a relief πŸ₯³

Feel free to visit https://www.cureus.com/articles/68327-a-curious-case-of-rectal-ejaculation if you want to read more about this weird case 🀣🀣

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Lol, at first, I was so surprised and the topic alone drew my attention to reading the article.. it was so fun to read πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ. But I won't his anus won't hurt him too muchπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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Dam. Guess he’s not making any pearl necklaces…..πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Poor girlfriend. Expecting a pearly necklace and gets a bronze bangle.

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Lol this is really funny to see such person experience this kind of scenario.

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But wait, it gets better. He also presented with pneumaturia and fecaluria, which means he farted and pooped from his dick

I want to be all professional but this shit you just wrote is funny.

Foley catheter, whatever the fuck that is.

A foley's catheter is used to help people pass urine when there is a blockage in the passage..

He probably had a condition that warranted the catheter usage.

So he still ejaculated from his ass but only mildly. Ooooff what a relief πŸ₯³

So funny.. They fixed it and yes he came from his ass but on a more serious note that guy must have been through hell.

Fistula issues are crazy

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Really weird case, from the topic I became extremely interested in it, it's a relief to know his junk was fixed.

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FFS what kind of person just continues his life normally when all things on your body work so wrong πŸ˜† I've got so many questions now about humankind πŸ˜‚

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Very peculiar case. Heard of plenty of cather related injuries and infections, but never this.
/cursedmalecontraceptive

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That's some of the most next level shit I ever heard off , how you find this stuff 🀣

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Never heard of any case like this. Lol! I just laughed really hard reading his case fro your link. But aside of that, it's a wonder and unique medical case that should be worked on.

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Lmao!Can't stop laughing.

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What a bad day to have eyes πŸ‘€ reading this 🀣🀣🀣

Heard many weird cases or things happening but this one is on Next level. Poor Guy.

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a Foley catheter is basically a tube slid all the way into the bladder in order to monitor the amount of urine volume for example and to help bedridden patients that can't go pee in the bathroom.
Also the ass jizz problem was fully resolved - "resolution of fistula"

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"only mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume over several months"

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meaning a smaller quantity of jizz out the normal way

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Ahhhhhh, I thought from the ass. Are you in the medical field?

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