😂😂😂 The man with the biggest name! 😂😂😂
It's been a long long long time since I stumbled upon something that is equally dumb and hillarious.
And naturally, I had to share it with you guys.
Meet the guy with the longest personal name ever:
Soo...what was his full name? Well, it differs from source to source so I will just mention the one recorded in the world record of Guinness:
Hubert's name in full, (without senior) is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum source
Try saying it loudly with one breath 😂
According to the Guinness entry his name was 747 characters long although other sources say it was 666 chars long 😂👹
Due to its length it was usually abbreviated as Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr or something similar.
But why such a big name?
According to a comment on the same page, his name is a long German story
The second part of his name was a story written in German withoutspaceslikethat that roughly translates to (and I'm using DeepL autotranslate here)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff whose ancestors were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well cared for and protected from attack by their rapacious enemies whose ancestors twelve thousand years ago appeared before the first earth man the spaceship used light as its origin of power started its long journey between celestial space in search of the stars which had habitable planets circling and where the new race of intelligent humanity could reproduce and enjoy lifelong joy and tranquility with not a fear of attack from other intelligent minds from between celestial space
I did try to separate the words and pasted them on Google translates, and yeah, the explanation checked out.
So yeah, there you have. The man with the longest name 😂😂😂
Although the Guinness page doesn't have much info on him, you can visit the German wiki if you wish to read a quick bio on him. Just use chrome translate or whatever !
Ok frens, this was for today's useless piece of information. You are welcome
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Lmao, the dumbest of all dumb things. I wonder if his parents and parents call out his full name all the time
Probably not since he is dead lel
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Lmao, the dumbest of all dumb things. I wonder if his parents and parents call out his full name all the time
If I will need to go through the German wiki, I'll need Google Translate again
That is so ridiculous!😵💫🤧
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What a toolbag…..💩
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Imagine filling in some horrible official paperwork with a name like that.
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He must hate the person who gave him that name. He will have problems in every aspect of his life.
Ihatedumbpeople.
I guess he had, he's been dead for a long time now 🪦
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Imagine the audacity to sit there while your teacher stumbles through that monstrosity before saying “here”
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That's really weird to read how a person have such a biggest name. Even I couldn't read his ful name and I was surprised to see this. Amazing.
His parents really did him dirty
Tough love 🤣
That is brilliantly ridiculous! And, in German, almost impossible to say, let alone pronounce.
Here's one for you:
Lel
That is a really long name. I wonder what the officials do when they see that long ass name on a form.
Hahaha
I wonder what the meaning of that name will be
The man with the History
Adolph and Zeus in the same name .... I bet you I could do something way more interesting and funny with the longest name concept like the first letter of every name spelling something like "Enjoyer of smelly farts and silly clown extraordinaire"
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Fucker has every damn alphabet in his name😂😂😂
His name is so long that it's almost impossible to say in one breath. And the fact that it's a German story is even more intriguing. I wonder if he had any interesting nicknames or if people just called him by his initials.
He looks happy
Poor Adolph... Imagine writing your name at some state department
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