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You may noticed how I missed a day of shitpostery, something exceptionally rare for me!

Time for a quick life update!

I had a good excuse as I became a father for the second time yesterday, so my hands are a bit full! Hooray I guess?

Dunno, it was something we more or less planned and both wanted so I don't feel much "excitement" but more like it's something natural. :)

I am just happy it's a totally healthy girl....oops. I forgot. That's racist. A totally healthy human with a vagina. We aren't supposed to pick genders and shit, that's totally nazi.

I am also happy that at least for the near future we are as good as one can get when it comes to money and shit.

As for the not so near feature... Like a year or so... Who knows, things are changing so fast lately. And the faster the change becomes the more we humans pretend it's not happening. Damn, we are an amazing species aren't we?

So yeah, I am not so positive for how things will be in..let's say 365 days from now. You probably know that about me already if you read my occasional doomsday shitpost.

So I guess I'll just stick to my hope for the best prepare for the worst routine and just enjoy myself with the new family member :)

Who knows. There's always the off chance a benevolent AI takes over and we all I've happily and peacefully. Yeah, probably not 😂

Ok, excuse me now. Got to go, the first born wants some attention and unfortunately atm I have pretty much nobody else to help me with him 😂

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Vagina can easily be replaced with a dick so just a human being or just a live organism

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Lots of Congratulations mate...I wish for the good future of baby girl.... At least you're aware of what times we're living and worse..so, you're already ahead of the time.

enjoy yourself with the family and make this time more memorable time.

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Congratulations to you, being a parent ain't easy, so truly your hands are full. Take your time we savor the newborn

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Congratulations to @ruth-girl!
She carried the pregnancy after all...
And you... You are a lucky Greek bastard!
Two kids, a great wife, financial security, living in a country with an almost endless summer and having all these coins...

You almost don't deserve all of that :))

Happy for you. Have a drink for me and mark this comment while you do that for what I am about to say: if you manage to keep your ass in crypto for the next 365 days you'll be in a way better position than now.

We still have something like 9 years until that collapse you're talking about.

Say hi from me to the new family member wearing a vagina that you got blessed with lately.

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Congratulations! Girls are more work that boys unfortunately, but worth it!

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Wawu... This is joyous!!! A healthy baby girl. That's awesome. Congratulations

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I am so happy for you. Lucky girl. Lucky Little Man. Lucky family.

Hope Mommy and baby are well.

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Congratulations. Girls are the most precious gifts from God.

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congratulations! Another human being can get to see how shit our world is :)

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Awwwwwwwww congratulations 🥳🥳🥳

Was grinning from ear to ear as I read through this wonderful news, bringing another human into this world without any complication is one thing to be grateful for😃

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Yes, it's always great when things like that go smoothly!

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totally healthy human with a vagina

Hahaha..... Congratulations mate, fantastic news. Time for the ✂️ ? Lol Mrs W keeps asking when im getting my 🍆 🍠 ✂️ .... It wont be long till you get the same.

1/2pint (my son) is 7 and 1/4 pint ( my daughter) is 3 and shes 100X worse than he evercwas. Good luck with your daughter!!!

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Yeah, no way I ✂️

Wife can tie her ovaries though if she likes 😂😂

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Funnily enough, thats exactly how the conversion in our house went 🚫✂️ . Im going to the hrave fully intact thank you very much. Lol

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So !PIMP good one daddy, can we call you daddy?

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Congratulations! Enjoy your little human who will be confused in a few years by all the gender madness.
!ALIVE

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Congrats to you both on the healthy new addition. Yeah, I’m a doom and gloom type a guy. Expect the worst but hope for the best of the worst….🤣 Just keep adding to you metals and crypto stacks and you’ll be fine.

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Wonderful congrats on the birth of your second child! Lovely :D no slacking on shit posting, as you'll literally be able to do that hahaha. Ass wipe and type!

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Congratulations on your 2nd child. I hope everything goes well and I don't blame you for being busy. Take your time and I am sure we will all still be here when you can drop by.

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You could have asked me over to help you with your new human with a vagina.... Trying not to be Nazi here.. hehehehe.

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family. And yes, hoping for the best while expecting the worst is a sure way to live.

All the best, sir ❣️

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Congrats on the new kid! Wait.... didn't I already say that to you? Damn, I'm losing my memory. Well, congrats again!

Enjoy getting to know your new daughter!

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Congratulations on your new daughter, the coming days will be a bit busy, the first few months are the worst while you get used to it hahaha.

I wish the best to your family

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Yeah, the next few days gonna be rough 🥰😂

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Congrats on fucking your wife! Kids are fun for a minute, good luck!
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I've heard that in some parts of the world, having a baby born with a vagina is not a good omen. Boys are the ones who become leaders, and your family is now disqualified from any semblance of worthiness. You have earned my deepest sympathies. 🙏

Jk! I hope you have immense health and joy with your new daughter. Daddy time is essential - far more important than anything else. Enjoy the tough but rewarding journey.

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Thank you friend. I'll make sure to sexually re assign our girl after your feedback. We definitely don't want to disturb the gods,!

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