Hive Punk Obituaries: Nov 2021 - Kylen Pollard ⚰️
Kylen Pollard, 52 year old native of Portland, Maine.
Died this week in a tragic fishing accident.
All we know about the accident so far is that there was somewhat of a "Perfect Storm" and all we have been able to find is bits of debris from their boat, rather than focusing on the circumstances surrounding Kylen's death, the Hive-Punk family would instead, like to focus on the highlights of "their" life.
On the surface, and to everybody in town.. Kylen was just a simple fisherman, working the water and fishing for whatever was in season.. but that was only part of who Kylen was.
After long excursions fishing out in the ocean, all Kylen wanted to be was a punk! (a princess punk to be exact).
I can not tell you where "they" got the idea of wanting to be a princess, and wear eye shadow. but I can tell you "they" didn't give a shit about your opinion, hence the green eyeshadow.
Kylen was born in 1969 on may 1st, an iconic day for anti establishment protest, and the year that the largest anti-war protest occurred: rebuking the vietnam war.
You could say Kylen was born in an age of conflict and turmoil.
"They" were also born in a great age of tranformation in music.
Kylen never married, never had kids, and his only love in life was fishing and punk music.
he would fish, in order to pay for his 32 packs of Pabst Blue ribbon (until the company was bought by a russian corporation.. then he started drinking 6ers of local micro brews.) and for his travel expenses to and from cities where shows were happening, wither they were in formal venues with standard ticketing in grungy back alley rooms (he preferred the latter) he just loved being acccepted for who he was at these gatherings of Punks.
There's not much to say about Kylen other than that he was a good and diligent worker who (although he might have been hungover on occasion) never missed a shift and sure as shit, never missed a good show! RIP Punk-Princess of Portland, Maine.
This is hilarious! Did you burn some punk nfts, or just making a fun back story for a sad looking punk?
Nah this is a project that @hotsauceislethal started recently! check it out! ... Hive-Punk obituaries " The tail behind the pixels " Join The Discord and checkout the $PUNKZ Token
I really like your punk BTW that is so fitting for you.. he's like the punk virsion of winnie the pooh
Def fitting, being that Winnie the pooh was from, and named after Winnipeg. Which is where I live.
oooooh snaaappp!!!
You could look just like that dude, you Canadians are pale AF. He's hiding all the hair under the hood..
I assume that the null gallery on punks shows the deceased punks:
https://punks.usehive.com/gallery/null
Speaking of which, Abner Castillo, the punk I am using as an avatar, is defiantly waving its fist at the @null account saying: "You are not getting me you dirty copper!"
Ah, i get it now!
Great post bro! This is the type of creative writing that I live for. Glad to see you giving a punk more of a story. Too bad this one is gone, a pixelated tear may or may not have just rolling down my cheek.
Read the main post that @hotsauceislethal wrote about what this initiative is all about.. that was quite a few casualties of the Hive-punks launch lol :) and there will be moar casualties due to the post rewards from these obituaries.. R.I.P. Floor Punks! You better keep it movin and skankin!!
I just did a few minutes ago. I knew what had happened, but wasn’t for sure how it happened. I see null = punk graveyard.
Yupp!! haha! we are tryin to RAISE THA FLOOR!! by sending some punks to the grave! haha
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