The Love Doctor - The Language of Love

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Welcome, fellow babies, to another edition of The Love Doctor, where the Doctor answers all your questions of love.

For this week's edition the Love Doctor was asked a simple question: "Tell me, doctor, please tell me more of the language of love. How can I tell when my partner is in the mood without me having to ask her and being disappointed?"

Good question, fellow baby! And a time-honoured question at that. History has given us plenty of examples where men have been frustrated by just not understanding their wives and girlfriends and suffering day after day, week after week, and month after month of dry, cold disappointment. Unfortunately, m'man, this is a topic that the Love Doctor has but a simple answer: If she says no, it means no.

Now for all my ladies out there! I know you're watching. I know you're reading. And I know you're waiting for me to tell you, "Hey, fellow baby, how can I tell when my man is in the mood?" Oh, and for that, all you of the fairer sex, the answer is very simple. If he's alive, he's in the mood!. That's right, all you need to do is check a pulse, check to see if he's breathing, and the answer is "Yes! He is ready for you!"

Thanks for the questions, and keep on the look out for more of the Love Doctor coming to you!


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Since I am a lady, I'll speak for me and some few others. I think there are signs which is specific to different people. It could start by being touchy...playing hard to get...wearing something sexy and irresistible...basically just setting up the atmosphere for goodies to pop. I like the wearing something sexy part....because you'll just come like a baby ready for a loli ride without telling you I want it. 😂😛😂🤪

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And 'breathing.' You forgot 'breathing.' 😁

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That's right, all you need to do is check a pulse

But, Doctor Love! I cannot stand rejection!

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If you've been rejected by a man with a pulse, maybe your man needs a man! (I live in a non-judgmental zone 😂 )

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No judgement here but I merely meant. Well actually I'll just leave it like that. It didn't quite come out like I meant it to. But at least I can laugh this way so never mind.

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