Is this really happening?
Ben likes competition. Why must everything be about competition even just saying I miss you? I just recently relocated to a new state after marriage and I'm trying so hard to fit in. Life here isn't as it was where I am coming from. All these while I've been at home eating and growing fat😜 but thank goodness, my transfer to the new state is finally through and I need to go report at the State Headquarters for a new posting and assignment.
This will require me travelling to the mainland of the State since we live on the Island. I told Ben he would miss me but he insisted he wouldn't miss me. We decided to have a bet on who will call first. Whoever calls first losses. Anyways, I have no plans of calling him. I don't even miss him. It's been 6 hours, 25 minutes and 10 seconds and he hasn't called but who is counting?
Anyways, still getting to know the city, I decided to go look for a saloon to make my hair. It was a great delight when I got there and found out that she paints nails too. My toenails needed some pedicure but I was going to manage just a toenail paint. I asked how much for the painting of the toenail and she said 200 naira. That's less than half a dollar. I was excited because this is what I usually make for a dollar where I came from. I relaxed and released my legs for her to make them beautiful.
Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at my toenails. I asked her to paint my nails and not pour red blood on it as if she was preparing it for some sacrifice. Tears and words failed me after I gazed upon my nails. There is no way I am paying her that money. She is insisting I must pay her that she did a good job. I'm saying no way, I asked you to paint my nails not pour colour on it. This isn't my book of colours, it's my legs.
I guess someone will need to come settle this matter because she wouldn't let me leave and I'm not paying any dime. And to think I almost asked her to fix my lashes. Who knows what she would have done with my lashes?
Good a thing this is a distraction. No time to think about Ben or miss him enough to be the first to call. After All it's only been 6 hours 28 minutes and 13 seconds but again, who is counting?
😂😂😂
It feels like when you tell a child to colour inside the lines and the child is like;
I reckon something like this 👇🏾
P.S: did he later call?
Oh my goodness 😀😀😀 these lashes are hideous but I guess it is better than blinding my eyes. Honestly I'm never going back there again. Never!
Oh yes he called. I won😀😀😀
Lesson learned 😂😂
Yay for Victory!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
I would've asked how long it took
But who's counting right..🌚
Hahaha, who is counting? 😀😀😀😀🥰
LolzZ, i am sorry about the painting on your left toes, ehh like you said you used to paint it for a dollar and she offers less than a dollar, it's an early sign that she might not do a good job. Again who knows this might be her first time painting a customer because there is always a first time for everything. Even a doctor once practised with a dead body before mastering with a live patient.
I still suggest you pay her for her courage and effort in painting your toes😉🤪😜
You can't blame me..I thought I was lucky to meet a fair deal. I doubt if it's her first time but then again you just might be right.
I guess I was her lab rat😀😀😀😀
Are you sure you asked her to paint your toe nails and not kill them?
😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 oh my goodness. See how that question made me cry and laugh at the same time?
Next time if it's too good to be true, think twice.😅
Definitely bro! Definitely
Don't pay (hehe), sure, the lashes look better on you, try it (hehe)
Hahhahahh, you don't like me 😀
I go to saloons too but it is my face that looks like that when I leave.
Oh my goodness! I'd rather my feet look like that than my precious feet😀
The Lady should have known better to use what they use to clean the excess that stain your toes.
How did it go? Did you pay in the end? LoL
It's tricky to let him paint his nails, hahahahahahahahahah, I hope he's already out of the place. Please don't forget to let us know who called first, it's a great idea to get a lover off your back. With this post I remembered that I have a movie pending to give my point of view, that is to say, make a review. who called first? Surely he for being a gentleman