Christmas!

I got some wonderful presents.... Most special of all was the love of family.

AWWWWWW
But also I got a cat piano.

Not pictured is, after I played notes on the piano, I learned it comes pre-loaded with very silly songs. These songs... these songs are heaven. They're all cat-based, and they have very silly voices. I don't know what you people are doing with your un-cat-related songs in normal voices, but I think you need to stop. You need to embrace silly cat voices and the songs that go therewith.

I hesitate to mention it, lest you think I am ungrateful, but also... wrapping paper was fun. Nothing is more fun than wrapping paper and silly cat voices. Not your attempts to make me feel like an airplane. Not your exciting elephant sounds. Not your love, hugs, and kisses. Sorry. Everything you can do, wrapping paper and cat pianos can do better.

Nonetheless, thank you for trying.