Are You Playing The HODLing Game Right?

This is the face of someone playing the HODLing game right

This is the face of someone not playing the HODLing game right

Choose your camp wisely.

My bestie said it best: Crypto is like a strip club you can look at it but you can't touch it! It's all about mastering the pulling out technique, crypto version. PLAN B BABY!!! Don't tell me you don't like my drift, I know you've been having hallway sex ever since the pandemic hit. Ahhh too much presence kills desire, doesn't?

Scoring sky high on the spectrum of self inflicted misery.
Money can buy you sadness, to that I can attest! Food has been fueling my depression for the past year and a half, I'm gaining weight but don't get too excited cuz thiccbrina ain't coming back. Still keeping that 4 pack in check.

There's no time to play dumb. We in it for the long haul. There's no pulling out before it's prime time. Climax time ain't happening anytime soon. Patience is the private key to our ledger. Self discipline never felt so good. There's something utterly satisying about waiting for when the time is RIGHT. Don't let your mind trick you into pulling out before DUE TIME.

If it ain't FUCK YOU MONEY, it ain't worth pulling out.

Until then, play safe my friends (and don't forget to use protection)