Insta Shit Post - Always original, always mildly amusing, somewhat offensive

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So like my friend who I couldn't convince to come to Steem, I will write original funny weird short stories here myself. I mean after all the Splinterland post wins I see and have learnt so much from!

I will dazzle, and amaze.

• mostly myself

I never understood the more British term 'shit's and giggles'

Like do you giggle if you shit ? The English language is like a mutt. We just don't know what the mix is of. If I spell kats with a 'K', it's wrong. But if I say 'enough' it should be said e-no-ug

I get laughed at.

However it's amazing how to the point swear words are. It's like universal cuneiform way's of expressing yourself with short grunts. Kinda like an Ogre grunting; but just in different pitch sounds. Think about it.. say all the swear words and you get what I'm saying!

Perhaps the birds who chirp get the difference. Imagine they are just chirping F-this and F-that!

Anyways, on with the story!

I love animals, I really do. But I am unfortunately allergic to many shedding animals. I once sneezed so hard I shit my pants and said 'Shit!'

I then giggled.

Have you had e-n-ug?