"Can you fill it?" contest #3

I finished drawing for the new contest. I kind of miss the Inktober style so decided to make it almost fully black and white. The snail is a little rebel and wanted to have some colour. Who am I to deny some colour to the poor creature? :)

This weeks image

What you have to do

Think of something short and funny/sad/creepy/sarcastic, mean.. anything really to fill up those balloons.
Any word game will get extra points. And if you manage to make me laugh until I spit my coffee (dark humor is more than welcome!) - YOU ARE THE WINNER!

You can download the image and type the text yourself if you want and post it as a comment in this post, or just write it down in a comment section. Whatever you prefer.
The contest ends when the post reaches payout, so you have exactly 7 days to think of something really cool and I will try to announce the winners within 3 days.

Prizes:

Since this is more of a creative contest and my Steem upvote is pretty useless, I will give 20 CCC tokens (Creative Coin).

• 10 CCC to the winner
• 5 CCC each to 2nd and 3rd place.
  In case there is only one participant, like this time, he/she will get the whole pool!

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Time for the winner of the #2 edition:

Last week there was a bunny and a birdie. Here is the full post

The decision was very hard! The whooping amount of contestants was overwhelming :) Truly!
So.. out of all 1 entries I picked the best one (the annoying bird is pretty hilarious. Well done!):

Congratulations @scrooger !
20 CCC went your way :)

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That's all! Hope you all enjoy it and most of all have fun :)

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