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That's it. Somebody must have hypnotized us, so we fall asleep when we read 😂

That's a good partnership in my eyes 😊

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Hahaha, Marian says that it started for her from all of the good bedtime stories that her mom told them at night to get them asleep. So the books have now taken the place of her mom to put her asleep.
Maybe you suffer from the same illness hahaha.

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I don't think so, because I can't remember that my mother told us good night stories 😉
I used to read a lot, sometimes even till the morning, but when I was about 45 or so I began to fall asleep after reading a few pages and over the years it got worse 😉

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Well I was also never in my life told a bedtime story Hannes.
And like you even today still, if I pick up a book, I don't put it down until it is finished.
But not anymore, although I don't fall asleep, nowadays I would read a few chapters and then find something else to do.
But note that whenever I have sermons to do, then I spend much time in the preparations.

Good night Hannes and may the new week be good to you guys!

Blessings and thank you for the great chats and tokens my friend!

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Oh yes, I wished I still could read more than a few pages, but the most irritating thing is, that I still seem read while I am already almost asleep and the next day I have to read it again because I have no idea that I have read that far, but I remember the words when I read 😉

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Hahaha, how funny is this lol.
So you remember the words that you have read when you are in a slumber when you read them again lol.
Maybe you slip a page marker in during you slumbering state and then the at the next read just continue reading from the marker, as the previous words will be in a file in your sub-conscience lol.

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Cool, thanks - I'll try to remember this tip if I should ever read a book again 😃

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Now I don't know about you, but remembering is not one of my strong suits Hannes.
My eldest sister was telling Marian about some of the most daring and crazy things that I did as a youngster and when Marian asked me about it I could not remember one of them lol.

According to my memories, I was one of the sweetest children that ever walked this earth, apart from the Lord of course lol.

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Well, I also don't remember all the bad things I have done according to what my siblings tell, but I also don't remember any good things either - my siblings neither 😉 lol
I can imagine that sweet little kid you might have been - I believe with shoe size 11 you could easily on water too 🤣

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Yeah, I also think that you were a good little boy, even if your mom will not agree lol.
Maybe they called you angel lol.
I should never have told you about my shoes, or my sizes, as now that I call you nursey, you will call me feets/foots or something similar!

I think better that we stick to the Austrian mountain goat hahaha.

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Oh yeah, we Mountain Goats take advantage of everything we see or hear, may it be negative or positive, we will use it anyway for our fun 🤣

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Hahaha, yes indeed and I have noticed that.
Good that my replies keeps your brain energized by you having to conjure up constant humorous thoughts.
It also helps to inspire positive habits. I read this somewhere but have forgotten where lol.
They said that humor and positivity are mates.

So your mountain goat ways also inspires my positivity.

Great when one thinks about it as we think that we are only joking lol.

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Life is serious enough and even more serious is my work, so I enjoy talking stupid in between very much.
And you are right, Zac, it makes me thinking positive too 😄

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Stupid is positive Hannes and intelligence means work hahaha.
Now I am in doubt whether it is stupidity or intelligence that makes you hope to win the lottery?
A little bit of both perhaps?

They say that all of the lottery winners are broke after a few years and I doubt that you would like it very much to be bankrupt.
Now that's why mother nature sigh's and says; Oh, it's that Austrian mountain goat again" every time that you go to buy a lottery ticket hahaha.
Mind you, they say that if you don't have a ticket, you can't go on the lottery bus lol.

Positive thinking to sort your answer to this out lol.

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Haha, it's stupidity, of course, but I would love Mother Nature to say "hey there's this poor mountain goat, I will draw it's numbers tonight" 😁

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Yes, you would indeed love Mother nature to say that but what is she says "look, I am now tired of that mountain goat throwing his money away, let's draw his nails so that he can't climb the mountain to come here anymore" lol.

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Oh, that's what she has been saying during the past 30 years - maybe she's getting tired of these words and says the ones I want to hear ... once would be enough 😉

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Well, maybe she is waiting for something special from you?
You mountain goats are known as stubborn critters, so maybe you should go out on a hilltop and declare your undying love to her. Maybe announce your intention with a blow on a mountain goat horn.

Just beware that nobody sees you as you are well what will happen when they catch you.
Both unspeakable things hahaha

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That's a great idea and I might try this next weekend. I only hope that they have wireless internet in the hospital in case someone sees me 😁

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Hahaha, that was my fear, as you might go and blow that horn before sunrise to make sure that no one can see you. but in the dark you missed the cabin behind a tree.
So that horn awakened an old man in that cabin, he thinks it's a mountain goat and he takes aim with his double barreled shotgun.
Fortunate it was only pellets that hit you in the bum and two young unspeakable persons have to remove the pellets with tweezers lol.

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Oh I would love to have your imagination, Zac 😉
I can't imagine to miss a cabin behind a tree, but I can imagine the last part of the story, and it doesn't hurt, not a bit 🤣

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Hahaha, in the dark anything is possible Hannes and missing a cabin behind a tree is better than tramping on a sleeping lion's tail 😮

Of course it wouldn't hurt as you would love to show the unspeakable persons how brave you are, even when they are picking pellets out of you naked bum 😁

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We don't have lions in our forests, Zac, there are not even wild cats 🤣 lol

Good morning my friend, you know exactly why it wouldn't hurt 😁

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Good morning Hannes,

Hahaha, oh yes, I forget and I think that all of the wild animals flee from Austria as it is the territory of the Austrian mountain goat lol.

Now, now my friend, I am an innocent man, but I think that I have a vague idea of what you are talking about.
We have had no sex education here when I was young and for a long time I thought that I could become pregnant hahaha.

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I don't know why we have an eagle in our flag, it should be a Mountain Goat 🤣

Ok, you understand and I only hope that Cinderella knows how to play chess. I don't play very good, but sometimes I like to play a game or two 😉

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Hahaha, simple, just put in an application for the eagle to be replaced with a photo of you Hannes 🤣

So know you want to play chess with Cinderella??? The jumping parts I presume?
But this will not work, as she will simple get her uncle, the grandmaster player of chess to play against you.
The bad news is that he will have his axe with him and he has chopped all of the losers heads off.

Btw. he has never lost a game and maybe, just maybe the wily Austrian mountain goat can beat him. If not, then he will add the goat head to the collection of the other 1000 trophy heads above his large fireplace 😭

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Haha 😂

If course I want to play chess, what did you think? Did you have nasty thoughts?😉

If he has the axe with him I will suggest that if I win I can have it, and if he wins he can have my horns. He will then play in fear to lose the axe what will actually make him lose and me win 😁 So I win an axe, my life and maybe also the princess ... happy end of the fairy tale 🤗

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Me? Nasty thoughts??? 😇😇😇

You might just sit the pot miss this time my friend.

That guy only has one thing on his mind and it burns like a bushfire, winning at all costs. An ugly mental attitude that even dragons fear. Now and then he starts to drool in his eagerness to win and puss runs out of and old wound in his left eye where a dying competitor without a head scratched him. The old man's breath smells like Sulphur and he wheezes like a hungry crocodile.

I think that only thing that you will win in this competition is the 100 meter running sprint to your motorbike🤣

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I tend to believe you, because you are a man of honor I believe 😉

Have you ever smelled an old Mountain Goat? Well, if you do you also know that Sulphur is nothing more than a bad smell against the goat's smell 😁

Did you know that dragons originally came from Europe and the mountains? Now, my friend, tell me who is still climbing these mountains? The old man might stink like hell and he might want to win and spread fear with his axe, but he has never met an old Mountain goat and maybe he runs as soon as he smells the odor 🤣

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Now that's an angle that I did not consider and you are right, even the ordinary goats here don't smell too good.

So if the old man sees and smell you he would be rattled for sure. Especially if you have a dragons tooth necklace hanging around your neck lol.
Maybe he will put his axe down, embrace you and then wash you, as Cinderella will not like his new stinking son-in-law lol.
You and Cinderella will have a big wedding in her pumpkin castle and soon there will be many little mountain goats with axes running around lol.

Sounds like a happy ending to me at least lol.

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Oh yes, that sounds like a good happy end for me too, although I don't want my children to run around with axes 🤣 lol

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Hahaha, I think that it will be a hereditary thing Hannes, as the kids will also have qualities from the other part of the family lol. Or maybe they will all just stink like mountain goats hahaha

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To stink like their father will be enough for them, they don't need an additional weapon 😉

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Very unusual for kids to be born with weapons, but in your case it's a must, so I wonder what part of the mixed blood from the other side they will have in them.
Maybe Cinderella's beauty lol.
Beautiful stinky little mountain goats hahaha

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