Lazy fart

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"Or just go with what first comes to mind:)" is what @mariannewest wrote about today's prompt.

Well... "wind" is in Dutch wind too but also stands for a fart... a lazy fart... I don't know what to think about that... actually, I do. I lie since a see a certain person laying on the couch drunk, commanding, farting, this is no fun and one of the very good reasons why I stay single and die alone.

What kind of picture can I share with you that fits to this subject?

This one perhaps?
It belongs to a series I wrote about a neighbor. No, he isn't Dutch but from Belgium and he looks way older as on this photo. He is over 70 years old and has some hobbies I am not fond of. He fled over here and not only because he has tax issues.

He once had a best friend.
That best friend had it with him after twenty years of being abused and moved to the big city. The neighbour is in need for money so if you like to share...

The farting is not made up. This is the neighbour too who shits in other people their garden and walks back home with his pants down.

At times he hides.
You never know who knocks on your door and asks for money.
He thought I was interested in "cuddling" with him on the couch. Like I said I am not interested in his "hobbies" plus pedophiles are not my type.

The good news is he found a very young girl who lived on the street and my dogs don't like him. The bad news is he still did not move.

Yes, the house is for sale and by now it looks worse as on the picture.

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My dear friend, you surprise me with that analogy, you just don't want to be at home having a neighbor like him. Receive my affections @wakeupkitty.

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My home is fine. I live at the end of the street. There is no need for him to come here. It is just I need to pass his house and the chances he moves are gone.

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I choose to be alone that someone like him. Stay widow forever hmmp. Wahahaha. Nice one @wakeupkitty

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Me too. He is not the type I like to see first thing in the morning if I open my eyes or share a room and bed with. 😖

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That sounds like a terrible neighbor!! Or rather neighbors!

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It is but no one buys the house so he cannot leave. The good news is he does not live next door I only need to pass his house several times a day. I live at the end of the street.

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