Punday Monday #158 (is no one impressed that this contest has been going on for more than three years?) Is this the longest running contest on the 'chain?
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is fireworks
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entries from @doctorcrypto, @manoldonchev, and @theabsolute!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
The Winner!
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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Our winner was
@doctorcrypto
Our entries came from
@doctorcrypto, @manoldonchev, @theabsolute
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Fireworks
As in,
Back in my day, we didn’t have fireworks. If you wanted to make a loud noise, you had to Rock It.
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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I'm impressed! I'm no good at puns though. I'll see what I can do. Don't hold your breath though.
Too late! I'm turning purple. Please pun quickly!
Awesome Thanks!
I was arranging my furniture when all of a sudden my chair launched up into the sky.
I guess I didn't need to rocket.
That's like mine! You must've lifted it from me. That's why I feel lighter
There were some punks lighting up by my house. They better be careful because I have a short fuse. I don't want to go off near them because I can be quite explosive
Do you mind if I cross post your free guide to punning in a couple places? I like to ask first. Ya never know around here anymore.
Feel free!