"Male Cannabis Happened. Yep." or "PANDEMIC GARDEN PART 17"

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One of the plants have revealed a whole male plant situation happening.

I walked out there in the morning looked over the plants,

and I noticed not only has the one called Pale Horse a male,

but it also looks like one of these pollen sacs have already opened.

[sad face]

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I should have caught it earlier.

I disposed of that plant.

The other 3 have probably already been pollinated. But seeing as how I have to move anyway, I'm just going to let these 3 remaining ones grow until I actually leave, and see what happens.

They seem happy anyway. I won't tell them anything yet. Let's let them think the world is wonderful for now.

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I informed them that Pale Horse was accepted into Harvard and will be studying to become rich.

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As you can see, they took the news well.

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They wished Pale Horse well on his journey.

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They must never know the awful truth.


To change the grim tone, to a yellow tone...

That's the Yellow Squash plant in there somewhere.

This plant doesn't do much other than look sad. I'm sure all the reasons for this are my own.

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But life is hard in the Pandemic Garden!
There are always munching bugs and trouncing dogs.
And your neighbors live up your ass!


Speaking of which, here's a neighbor to the Yellow Squash plant.

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Here's what these look like if they don't get pollinated.

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Okay, so the Tomato plants are telling me they want to go for a walk and have been trying to leave the garden.

I have no idea what I will do with all of these or what they will be like when I leave.

But yeah, there's going to be alot of them.

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Wow.

Yup.

Uh huh.

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And now,

My Pepper bush.

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It keeps giving...

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...and giving!

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I wonder what's in store for those remaining 3 cannabis plants. They may be done for. I also see alot of tomatoes in my future. That's all for now!

@SaintChristopher

[the pandemic garden loves you]



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Time to take some stress out, lol take that male out back and show it what happens when he molested your girls like that

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Hahaha, true.... lol
But the females should be fine. He caught it somewhat early. Maybe the wind pollinated some of the female flowers, but likely not all. There will still be bud to smoke. No reason to panic too much. Just be watching more closely next time during this point in their life cycles : )

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I made this for you lol

Is it easier on the eyes now?

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LOL
Well I don't think it makes the same point (some people will no longer recognize most of those people now).... but it's much easier on the eyes yes : D
If only we could blur those people's faces out permanently, so we don't have to look at them at all anymore.

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Lol I dont have to squint when I look at it now

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Nice peppers. Ah, I didn't really know that's what happens to zuccs when they're small like that - learn something knew every day. I missed the tomato harvest last year - hoping for a good crop this year.

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Just cut a top branch of your male, then put in a cup of water on a window seal far away from the ladies, and then use the pollen to sprinkle on a few buds and you can have great f1 seed stock for next year. The whole garden is coming out nice man!


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