Baywatch (2017) is a retarted pile of dog shit

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Yay! Another film I wish I had never watched. Oh well, at least I didn't pay for it in the cinema 😂

Baywatch is simply put a retarded cash grab relying on a popular 90s franchise. Nothing more nothing less.

Stupid plot, stupid casting, stupid jokes.. Heck, they couldn't even get the boob size right, probably because of some BS political correctness reason... Explains also the emphasis on dicks, which were the only nudity you can expect from this movie. Yes I am not shitting you. You won't see a single naked (female) tit. But you will see a naked dick. Hooorrayyyy.

Even the Mitch cameo felt meh.

At least The Rock puts some effort and makes it a somewhat bearable action comedy... A bearable pile of dog shit that is.

Don't watch.



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I dont think I've seen a trash movie that starred Dwayne Johnson. I think he makes movies interesting. So for him to be caught up in trash seems interesting.

I'd check it out, At least because of The Rock!

You won't see a single naked (female) tit. But you will see a naked dick.

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Doing great thanks for asking :D

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The guy with the medal on his neck on that poster looks like Sean Paul.

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Actually watched this one. The Rock was the only thing good about it

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I knew this was going to be shit when I initially saw the trailer. Glad I didn't watch it then lol

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This is a great post about a greatly shit movie. It was just two topless dudes running around flexing all movie.

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Just looking at the movie poster you could tell it's beyond retarded

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I am not surprised by your conclusions, which I apply to me since 2017 ;)

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