Punday Funday Monday! Week 213!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Yogurt!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @rentmoney:@theabsolute:@diebitch:@quinnertronics

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute wins again! Pare rent! What a pun!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Yogurt
As in,
The action movie stars all gathered round to see what the milk had done. It was all spoiled except for kefir’s.

Fun fact, his full name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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My friend Gurt and I went blueberry picking. When we were done he tried to take more than his share.

I yelled at him,"Yo_Gurt stop hoarding all the berries".

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I had a great idea for a pun to drop here, but decided not to... I don't think it was cultured enough.

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why is it that you can always get the best dairy products in Iran?

because they are known for their kurds!

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Yo Ghuru says with a big enough spoon you can solve all yo issues.

Don't be sour. Eat sour. You might think you are what you eat, but Yo Ghuru knows better.

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Mom: What kind of science major did your dad suggest?
Me: I met dad at Red Mango today and froyo information, he's pro-biotech.

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