Punday Monday 212

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is childhood home!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @wrestlingdesires:@rentmoney:@theabsolute:@edystringz:@quinnertronics

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

Close one because you’re all awesome!
@theabsolute wins!

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Childhood home.
As in,
I live far from my childhood home, physically, but not emotionally. Emotionally, from there I spent mighty nears. [My teen years]

OH THAT”S -
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Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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When I was a child, we used to live in a shipping container, I miss the freeloading.

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i have a cousin who grew up in some fancy Hollywood hills type neighborhood. she was actually friends with Lindsay Lohan before she was famous. my cousin was pretty down to earth, but i guess Lindsay grew up with 2 swimming pools and a bowling alley in her house and still had the nerve to call the place her "parent trap!"

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I had to move away from my childhood home. Family was wanted to charge me $5k a month to stay in the house. I decided to move out to save money and pare rent.

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