Punday Monday 219

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Autumn (which begins in just a week!)
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @cmplxty:@theabsolute:@quinnertronics:@doziekash:@wrestlingdesires:@rayius:@romeotango:@quinnertronics

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute! I didn’t see that one coming!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Autumn
As in,

In the U.S. around Labor day you might take a trip and then, inevitably, a Fall occurs

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When Autumn takes hold, be sure to put on shoes with good brakes. Otherwise you might take a fall - due to a rake!

Rakes are an all time great for collecting leaves. But only a fool would think they are meant for stepping on with your cleats!

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Switching from drinking summer ale beers to Oktoberfest can be a little dangerous, especially if there are dead leaves around. I took a fall down a hill one evening before I knew it.

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Autumn is the start of spooky season and I saw a scary bird wading through the muck in the wetlands.

It was an Icky Bog Crane.

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I saw another little bird drinking from a soda bottle that said "Ja" on it.

It was a Ja Cola Tern.

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Life story of my ex-girlfriend. After a couple of seasons, our relationship couldn't stand the test of time and we have to let nature take it's course. In the end, we FALL apart eventually 😭

Fun fact, her name was Autumn 🤣

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My boyfriend gave me a nickname of Autumn. Why? 2 possibilities

  1. I am just like an Angel, FALLing and stumbling into his life!
  2. I am like Autumn, after meeting me there will be a period of coldness and darkness just like winter....

I choose to believe the former, that I am an Angel. Though till this day he still hasn't answer me why....

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It's been so long that I can't pay cash at the store because they are out of coins. It's terrible. Fortunately, fall is just around the corner. This should help, because that's when leaves change.

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every fall i feel that i should rake the yard, but i always leave 'em.

I'm not lazy, id just prefer to not have to chlorophyll all these garbage bags.

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I meet a girl at a bar last night. We started chatting and at one point she said Rentmoney do you still live in the same neighborhood. Flabbergassed because this was the first time I can remember meeting this woman, I awkwardly asked if we met before. She gasps and said, " You Autumn know who I am, we dated in highschool".

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