Another week, another haircut - Granny is about to give me an earful!

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Ever since my Granny came to stay with us in Onitsha, I've been giving her reasons to rant and l can't help it. This is the 10th or 11th week, but l don't see myself stopping. I'm sure that l will be getting another earful before next weekend. Lol!

Hope you know that Kene is not a bad child. I'm just trying to be comfortable but granny doesn't see it that way. I would have been spanked repeatedly if she had the strength.

So, what is the issue?

My hair is the issue. It's more like my hair maintenance routine. I visit a barbershop weekly for hair maintenance and it pisses granny off - In a somewhat good way though. According to her, the hair looks the same before and after visiting the shops.

She just can't understand why l go there weekly to spend #300 ($0.6). She would rather have me cut down everything till my skull becomes visible. Lol. But l can't do that. I can't imagine myself with no hair on my head. The hot sun in my country will fry my brains. And l love my brain so, No way!

My hair grows like that of the biblical Esau, son of Isaac. I love the hair and l give it special attention, but l don't like facial hairs. I prefer to have my face spotless. Due to the way my facial hair grows, and the discomfort that comes with it, l just have to visit a barber on weekly basis.

This week wasn't different.

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That's me, stepping out on a Tuesday morning to patronize Reality, my barber in Onitsha.

I'm not picky about barbers. Being a traveller, sometimes, l find me in a new city where I would have to spend more than a week. In such situations, l find it adventurous to walk into any decent looking barbershop and have a nice hair trimming, shaving and carving.

The good thing about visiting this Reality's barbershop is that l always get chatty with him and l don't need to say anything about the hairstyle l want. All l do is to sit down and enjoy his services in addition to the hot Afrobeat he plays with a very loud speaker.

Hmmm... I didn't take a shot of the hair before he did his doings. Lol... But this is the end product.

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Haha... I'm never supposed to be that serious but forgive me. I just paid another #300. Big money, isn't it? Okay, but it's equivalent to $0.06 which is not so big after all.

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So, this is how l prefer to look week in, week out. No hairs on my chin or any other place except that decimal point positioned as beards.

That's how spotless my face was looking on Tuesday, but at the moment, the hairs are creeping up on my chin and neck area, but they will soon meet their demise. again!

If you are like me, I'm sure that you don't want hairs to take over most part of your face. Just be sure to steer clear of granny.

E get why (pidgin English) 😝

Thanks For Not Missing Any Full-stop Or Comma


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Apparently according to granny, and I have no reason to doubt granny's wisdom, you don't need a before and after pic of your hair cause it never changes.

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Hmmm... I'm getting scared already.

There are alot of difference between my before and after pictures whenever l visit a barber.

I do this because it's discomforting for me to have those facial hairs 😂. Seems like l won't be understanding why people fill their face with beards and hairs on the chin.


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lol, granny though, most times our parents wants us to do things their way.
well, its just a matter of understanding between you both.
Nice hair cut though.
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Hahah... She is fun to be with and I kinda understand her opinion but if l try to delay cutting my have and removing those facial hairs consistently, it will make be very uncomfortable


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First of all I'd like to agree with your granny. Why do you have to go to the barber's shop every week! Of course there would be no visible difference. Abi it's because you want to do shakara so you have to look fresh 😂😂😂

I'd give @nonsowrites steady lectures if he does this, like who are you trying to look fresh for when you no be woman🤣🤣🤣


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I'd give @nonsowrites steady lectures if he does this, like who are you trying to look fresh for when you no be woman🤣🤣🤣

I have girls Blessing. Girls!


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First of all, tell them I fight! And you be very careful, don't sleep with both eyes closed 😌😌


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Hahahah... Please don't agree with granny. That would be double roasting for me 😂. The visit to a barber is mostly because of the hairs that appears on my chin and neck region. I just use that opportunity to trim my hair and then, carve everything nearly.

I've tried leaving those facial hairs and it affected my sleep. Lol. I just can't understand why people alllow hairs to take over their face😂.

Ahhh... Nonso has to get pen and paper and take note of this 😂.

Happy New Month To You


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😂😂 the irony of life, some people would do anything to get those facial hair on their face and you're here throwing it all away.

Happy new month to you too!


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