Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls #7

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Hola everyone! And welcome to the SEVENTH edition of Adventures from a Lifetime of Staring at Sweethearts, I am your host with the hoes, Nevies the not-novice πŸ˜‰, the eyes of Horus looking at the ass of whore-rus (Yes, I'd do anything for the rhyme [Just not time, though, you feel me?])

So this is the Seventh edition, you can read the first here, the second, the third, the fourth, the fifth, the sixth

This is a series where I give situation reports about things that transpire as I go about my daily life simply being a gentleman, walking upright, breathing in air, keeping an open mind like they say in the philosophy books and finally keeping an open eye that just happens to take in so many girls.

Here's the intro to the series:

Hi everyone,

I'm assuming by now everyone knows I'm like most modest gentlemen out there, which means everyone knows that quite like everybody else I breathe through my nose, eat through my mouth and like me some girls πŸ˜€.

There are a lot of things I want to do with these girls, naturally, and once in a while I'm lucky enough to do it with them, other times I'm stumbling and rolling on the ground from hitting the many obstacles that stand between me and doing the happy things I want to do with these girls. But there's one thing that is the easiest to do, this one thing that every gentleman like myself dearly love to do, this one thing that never fails us, this one thing that is always readily available to be done if you quite want to. That one thing is: looking at girls!

It never fails. All you need to do is go where girls could be found, or simply go about your daily business in society, keeping an open heart and an open eye and you'd get to absorb all the beauty, hills and plains, curves and edges these ladies drag along with them.

There are studies (you can check one out here), that prove that staring at women can be very beneficial to men's lifespans and health. Now I'm an honest man, I'm not trying to pretend like this study is the reason why I stare at girls, I had been staring at girls years before the people who carried out this study were even born, but I'm bringing this study up so that you can look at me and be proud of me for the great work I'm busy doing on my health and lifespan instead of doing drugs and ruining my life. You see?

So in my day to day quest to staying a model young man by improving my health in this way, I do have some adventures (Funny how I didn't have to become an archeologist in the end in order to have my fair share of adventure in this life). I've decided I start sharing my adventures, observations and stories with the rest of the world, who knows I might end up inspiring people to be healthier and lead better lives. With that I welcome you all to the brand new series tittled:

Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls Confetti!


In case you didn't already realize it, this series is like what they do on #exhaust and #actifit, it is all a means to promote healthy living by documenting our healthy activities. Before you object, remember the studies that show that staring at swidis is healthy living? Alright, don't argue with scientists and experts okay?

I'm going to be separating these different adventures/stories and calling them 'Reports' for organizational purposes like I always do. Each adventures post would typically have many reports so it would never be too brief. Alright, here we go for the seventh edition!

Report 1

One day I needed public transport and decided I would get on a commercial motorcycle. I came out to the road and saw a cluster of commercial motorcyclists. It was a quite a hard choice, who do I pick you take me on my short trip? On what basis should I chose a cyclist? On how clean/smart he and his bike looks? You know I have to think about security, right? I thought hard, but just then I noticed this cyclist, he was staring at every girl that passed by just like me and that's how I knew he was the man for the job. He was a soul brother, we had a lot in common, for example:

  1. He admired a good booty, just like me
  2. He loved a good booty, just like me
  3. He fancies a good booty, just like me
  4. Did I already tell you he admired a good booty just like me?

So, you see? He had to be the man for the job.

I got on his bike and off we went. During the journey I saw a lot of beautiful girls on the way and didn't deny my eyes the pleasure of gazing upon them, and turning my head back to peep at them when we've driven past them, taking in all the view from all the angles.

As I fed my eyes in this way, I remembered the gentleman creed which says that you should always look out for your brothers and care when they're not enjoying the good booty views you're having, so I thought about my driver, he loved a good booty view like me, but throughout the journey he hasn't been able to feed his eyes because he was riding this motorcycle. I sympathized with him. Oh, all the good booty views he has missed due to his efforts to take me safely on this trip.

At the end of the journey, I held his shoulder and told him I know how it must have felt to miss out on all that booty view, I could have swore he broke down to tears on my shoulders before telling me he didn't know what I was talking about.

Report 2

I've just gone to the Northern part of my country Nigeria, and its as if I stepped into hell itself! My God!

The Northern part of my country has a different religion from the South where I was born. Here in the North they are Muslims, they have been Muslims for centuries, and you know what that means? You know the horror that that means? No, not terrorism, something worse. What is that, you ask? Hijabs! Hi-bloody-jabs! You know what hijabs are? These long clothing's worn mostly by Muslim females:

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Oh! What is the need for all these shit? Now I can't have a good view of a sweetheart passing by! Tell me how my girl watching career would fare in a place like this! Tell me!

Ray of Sunshine

Well, I've taken some time to appreciate the fact that I wasn't born in the North and I'm not a Northerner. Life can be hard already, but imagine if I had to look at this in the name of booty all my life:

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Imagine if my only hope of seeing the hills and valleys of beautiful females was on a screen or only when I get to fuck. That would have been disastrous! How would I have turn out? Man, I'm so lucky. Damn Northerners, no wonder their men always look like they're suppressing a serious fart:

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They need to see more booties and stuff as they carry out their daily activities, that's what scientific research says.

Ray of Sunshine 2

Umm, turns out, not all of these girls wear the full long hijab, some of them wear shorter ones that do not reach their waists but stop at their backs.

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So I can get a view of some booty, can't see the face or titties well so it's not a full view but if I've been reading my philosophy books correctly it says half bread is better than none. So it's quite alright.
Come to think of it, the man who said that must have said that after visiting the Northern part of Nigeria, or maybe any of these Muslim countries

Then again, it is currently the rainy season here, so the ground is wet. The women have to hold up their long hijabs with their hands so it doesn't touch the wet ground. By holding it up they also draw it really close to their skin making it tight and revealing some curves. Hehehe πŸ˜…. Yo, why am I chuckling? Is this what I've been reduced to? Searching for scraps of booty view like a common beggar?

Oh my God, this can't be happening to me, what have I done!?



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That's it y'all! πŸ˜ƒ Thanks for dropping by on today's edition. See you in future editions!

Also, if you haven't, check out the previous editions: Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls #1 Has 4 reports

Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls #2 Has 4 reports

Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls #3 Has 2 reports

Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls #4 Has 2 reports

Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls#5 Has 5 reports

Adventures From a Lifetime of Staring at Girls#6 Has 4 reports

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hey man, I just realized I haven't seen you for a while, no posts from you, etc. You went away for some time for sure, are you back now?


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Yessir I had gotten busy with some course that I was taking. My schedule is still crazy now but I’m back posting again. Trying to get caught up on what I missed too.

!ENGAGE 10

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The women have to hold up their long hijabs with their hands so it doesn't touch the wet ground. By holding it up they also draw it really close to their skin making it tight and revealing some curves.

You deprived young man...

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…Just down on my luck, that's all


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Sorry, you don't have enough staked BEER in your account. You need 24 BEER in your virtual fridge to give some of your BEER to others. To view or trade BEER go to hive-engine.com

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Searching for scraps of booty view like a common beggar?

🀣🀣🀣. Don't you think you're turning into one? OMG you made me have a good laugh with all those descriptions of what we girls carry around. Seriously you need to stop staring else you'll bump into an unexpected obstacle one day lol. It's your eyes though make good use of it the way you wanna. Lol. You are amazing 🀣.


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🀣😜, @nevies is an admirer. No doubt we guys appreciate good body and booty. It's the view of an artist inside us, just a healthy romantic curiosity i would say. Nothing wrong in it dear, after all girls too love to be admired and they can definitely differentiate between lust and admiration. πŸ˜ŠπŸ™


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Hahahaha @teknon,
Yea, I'm turning into one in this place, but I'm checking myself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Thanks for dropping by and for the compliment πŸ˜…, and for the records I'm never going to stop staring πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


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Lol. Keep staring if you want dear.🀣🀣🀣

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Bro! You're crazy. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So rain is truly a blessing. It gave a baked a*" to stare on.


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Ayyyyyyyyyiiiiii!! Bust my braiiiinnnnnnn!!!! Damn motherfucker u nailed it, man. U're one crazy ass motherfucker. I'm proud of you,bro. But i gatta commend your staring at swidis efforts man. Research has proven that staring at an attractive woman or just any woman's breasts for up to ten minutes is better than going to the gymπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Man, can you believe that shit??!!! So ain't no waste of time on this sweet hoes man. Ain't no regrets on this sweet hoes, man. Go all the way!! Once again i'm proud of you motherfucker!πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ


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In case you didn't already realize it, this series is like what they do on #exhaust and #actifit, it is all a means to promote healthy living by documenting our healthy activities. Before you object, remember the studies that show that staring at swidis is healthy living? Alright, don't argue with scientists and experts okay?

I would agree with you on this irrespective of the scientific part because I as a girl, I don't look the other way if I see ass in front of me, I just stare and admire the beautiful worksπŸ˜‚.

I've just gone to the Northern part of my country Nigeria, and its as if I stepped into hell itself! My God!

And to this, you would definitely be starved of goo sight because hijabs are hindrances (a rhymeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)


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Hahaha πŸ˜…
You're a girl? Cool!

I as a girl, I don't look the other way if I see ass in front of me, I just stare and admire the beautiful worksπŸ˜‚.

Damn, a female girl-watcher πŸ˜‚ and you're not lesbian?


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Nah, am far from a lesbian.
But on a serious note, ask any other girl, if she would be honest with you.

And some men got some nice ass' tooπŸ˜‚


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