Satire: The Usual Language of Humility on Hive
1. 'My 2 Cents'
Also goes by in some hoods as: 'that is my 2 cents on the matter'
Well, if that's how valueless you think it is, then:
Tenor
2. I'm a Small Fish in the Pond
Well, just in time for dinner, motherfucker!
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3. The 'honest' they add to 'In my Opinion' making it 'In my honest opinion'
Well, well, well. You see, we usually found it hard to take your opinions, when you simply called it an 'opinion', but now that you add that it is your 'honest opinion', we have no choice but to take it 🙄. motherfucker!
4. I am Broke
Usually said by people who aren't broke. The broke ones hardly ever say shit like that.
Well, well, well. Great photoshop skills to photoshop all that money I'm seeing in your wallet into there. Its the blockchain, bitch! We can see everything!
Tenor
Hey, hey, its all for laughs. The truth is there is a lot of difficulty in conversating sometimes and number 1 to 3 help ease things and reduce how threatening we may seem to our audience. But number 4? Don't say that shit, I'd whup you.
My 2 cents on the post is imho even though I'm a small broke fish, I can still dv
Hahahah.
Well, well, well. To hell with you, then.
Indeed I only say I'm broke when not broke and shut it when actually broke. People think I'm mute now.
Hahaha. Cool😅👍
Here's my 2 cent:
1 "My" 2 cents are not issued by "your" or "their" central bank but MY bank and so I can assign whatever value to it as per my wishes 😜
2 I thought the pond is big enough to accommodate whales ...and, and whales are vegetarian!
3 IMHO, the "H' in "IMHO" is not for "honest" but "humble".
4 What broke! Financially or emotionally or mentally? Could be anything. But yes, I agree not everyone can repair or repurpose what's badly broken. Yes, it's a broken truth!
Hahahaha 😅
Damn, your 1 & 3 are so strong I can't find anything to hold you by😂
But your 2 & 4 that's where you messed up. I never said it was the whales that were going to have dinner. And it is clear it is brokeness as regards money that I'm talking about in '4'. So, well, well, well: if it isn't another time to throw someone's opinion in the trash 😈. There you go:
😂😂
Might as well abbreviate everything ...)))MMW IMHO & FYI when the SHIF FWT ....
https://www.smart-words.org/abbreviations/text.html
ROTFL
Hahahaha😅
That honest lingo is a European thing if I'm being honest.
How are you doing red text?
Hehehehe, okay.
To do red texts, simply change the 'hive.blog' on this post to 'hiveblocks.com' and you'll see how I went about it.
I tried to explain it to you but the Markdown rules kept messing up.
In my honest opion I'd like to give my 2 cents here and I'm just a small fish swimming in a big fish pond so just screw it. So much for transparancy.
Spare a dime?
Here is my one billion pound on this matter then. You have stop being on unserious.
The value is big enough for my words to be valued right? 😂😂😂😂
Hehehehe 😂😂
Yea, a billion pounds sounds nice, but after we check it out and it is not worth up to that, we'd dump it the same way
Bust brain!! But bro did you try to dare me when you said i shouldn't say 'i'm broke'? Alright imma say that right now! 'I'm fucking broke' Whachu gon now motherfucker??!!