iRant | My Laptop Read My Bad Comments About It; The Age Of The Machines Is Here

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So yesterday, I made a comment on G-dog's (@galenkp) post as an entry for his weekend engagement league. The requirement was to make a comment about something you love. You should definitely check the contest out to get some sweet rib cracking engagement and a chance to win some hive as well.

Photograph your favourite thing, drop the photo in a comment below and tell us why it's your favourite thing.

He posted about his cat Cleo and I went ahead to make this comment.


Hey man, Cleo is super cute. I used to have a cat almost just like that but it died a few years back. Still got pictures of it too.

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Oops. Wrong picture😳. Definitely not my cat😂.

Here you go😃

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His name was Merlin.


First off, if this was real it would be my favourite thing... Haha. Just pop two tabs and see you all at the end of the year😂

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My actual favourite thing though would be my laptop.
His name is Lenovo L440. Odd uh? You expected me to give it a name? You must be joking.

Well, my Lenovo L440 is a pretty rugged PC that has been with me for a while. It has faced and endured torments and tortures like falls, juice spills and a near lightning strike but it has still refused to leave me.
It has a pretty decent core i5 processor for 8 gigabytes of RAM and I use it for basically everything from 'hiving' to coding to using it as a pillow and a doormat... JK😉

I'm currently battling with it's flickering screen and just waiting for it to give up the ghost already.


Now forget focusing on my cute dead cat and focus on the laptop for a second. A few hours after making that comment, the craziest thing happened.


One of the two things here have to be involved.

  1. This comment I made has a soul.
  2. My laptop has a mind of its own and read this comment I made about it (which I strongly suspect).
    Because 8 hours after making this comment, check out what happens to the screen...

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I'm heart broken and scared at the same time if the laptop is coming for my life next.


I have now come to the conclusion that my laptop had read my comment somehow. If you don't hear from me soon, my laptop has me captive.



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Your computer is possessed...I don't know how to fix it by try one of these...

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Ok

  1. Get armour
  2. Get a sword
  3. Get 4 others to dress like me
  4. Get a holy hand grenade
  5. We all act stupid

All check

I just need a cave to place the laptop in.

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Lol...Yep that's right...I'll throw my hand up and volunteer. Nothing like some holy hand grenade throwing to make for a good weekend.

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The first cat picture is just hilarous. But are you sure you didn't punch your laptop? 😁 Maybe the laptop hypnotized you to punch it and you just don't remember it? Hope you are ok.

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