Me And Jonas

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There is a saying that when the chef learns to cook long, the visitor learns to wait without getting tired. Hehehe. If this was the case with me and Jonas, I wouldn't have complained, after all, school life is usually not devoid of hunger, and we have to find out how to help each other. Moreover, you will have someone to discuss with while you cook.

It is usually odd when you have a friend that visits your room all the time immediately you set your food on the table. Each time I turn back from my wardrobe to my reading table, Jonas is already seated with his spoon. This continued for weeks and then months. It was as if he was a monitoring spirit. The funny thing here is that you can't see him cooking or eating but you will always see the pots and plates he used 🤣.

I have to reawaken my detective spirit to know how this guy cooks and eats under my nose because our rooms are close by and we have a general kitchen. So, after three days, on a certain night, I went outside my room around 4 AM to clear my head after reading for hours, I discovered that he was cooking. It became obvious that the dude cooks early, eats early, and feeds on others for the rest of the day. So, I have to give him a taste of his soup. I rushed to my bathroom, brushed my teeth, and waited for him to take the food to his room. I went with my soup spoon ( soup spoons are usually big 🤣) to his room.
Immediately he saw me, he was shocked.

Hey Jose, what's up? This one you visited this early morning, trust you are good.

I didn't have the strength to talk but rather, I pulled out my soup spoon from my back. He had no option but to bring the food to the table. I ate 70% of the food because of my big spoon. The next morning, he didn't see me and my big soup spoon alone, he saw three other friends with me 🤣. I had told them about his dubious attitude and so they agreed to join me in teaching him a lesson. We all ate the food hurriedly leaving him to take fewer spoons from the plate.

After that day, the guy started cooking during the day and also stopped visiting people's rooms when he has seen them take food from the kitchen to their rooms.
This was how I started enjoying my food without any disturbance, especially from a cunning friend. 🤣🤣



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I just saw a post with food and opened it 😂😂.. I think I'm the Jonas to some people. I always seem to have perfect timing when it comes to them cooking

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Hahaha. ... How do you guys do it? Hehehe. The last time I tried it, I slept off

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This sounds like something a Nigerian guy would do 😂😂😂... they're a lot of people like that especially if you're living in the hostel. .
I had a friend who usually hides foodstuffs, he'll join you and finish yours and after some weeks you'll see empty packs of milk and empty carton of noodles.. dude's so skilled that it takes a lot to catch him eating 😂😂

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Hahaha... You know them well. They are usually smart that it is difficult to catch them.

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😂😂😂, exactly.. always so difficult to catch them

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