No Place to Hide
We all have one of them in our families, you know the type; perfectly manicured nails, hair beautifully styled, red lips ready to pout as soon as any man comes near, and dressed to kill!
She's the one who suddenly gets the urge to go to the Loo and does a disappearing trick as soon as the word dishes or clearing up is uttered.
The kids will stand outside that Loo crying that they're going to pee in their pants, but Cousin Delilah will not budge off that Loo seat until all the clattering of silver and china dies down.
Waltzing back into the kitchen on the breeze of perfume, she'll ask in an innocent voice what she can do to help:)
Of course one of the aunts or cousins with a sharp tongue will respond with a retort like 'Yes dear, go change your little cousin's poop nappy right now!'
Do you recognise her, and do you recognise the one with the sharp tongue?
My son and the girlfriend's Little Loo
This Loo below confused me the first time I saw it, but then I realised that a library right outside the Loo makes perfect sense as I've spent many hours reading a book while sitting on the Loo.
However, rest outside a loo while it is occupied really is not my cup of tea!
The Loo at Marilyn's Tea Garden, The Village Green - Kloof SPCA.
Signage is a necessary evil in public Loos and especially in a BnB; this is a fun sign my sister in law had in her BnB with rules on what to do and what not to do.
The true story I want to tell you next revolves around an almost 90 year old little lady I call Mom Lily, who used to waltz to the Loo in the middle of the night, half asleep.
That was before she broke her ankle!
So, I also go to the Loo in the middle of the night, half asleep, and came across this sight one night!
Mom had walked the Loo paper all the way to her bed as it got stuck in her PJ pants; she was sound asleep;)
I had to take a pic otherwise she would not have believed me in the morning:)
So how about it guys and dolls, let's hear your funny Loo stories or show us your pretty Loos here in the brand new LooLoo Community started by @livinguktaiwan; read all about it here - Introducing the LooLoo Community on Hive.
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Oh my God!
You got me cracking so hard.
Starting from the dramatic Delilah who always go to the loo every time it's a call for duties hehhehe and she will still come back to ask if she can help and someone wouldn't spare her hahaha.
And then the funny notice on that noticeboard just got me laughing.
I can imagine you taking that photo of Mom Lily to show as evidence lol. I am sure she wouldn't have believed like you said so you needed a backup 😅
But why does she waltz to the loo? Any reason?
Haha @zanoz, I wonder about that as well:)
I really enjoyed your response, so glad you enjoyed it.
Thank you for popping in for my Loo story:):)
Hehehhe. It was a fun read!
Oh my goodness..the toilet paper!!!! That's hilarious. I am always petrified of that happening to me so I check every time!!
LOL, mom did it on 2 occasions that's why I had to take a pic of it the 2nd time ;) It's quite a sight when one is still half asleep in the middle of the night:)
Thanks for joining me here in LooLoo ;)
Only funny loo story that I have was when my mom found my hidden box of cigarrettes in the airvent of the loo. One of my sisters saw the smoke emerging from the toilet and she split on me.
Ever tasted a packet of 10 Lucky Strikes?
Yep, she made me eat it 🤣
I think mom left that trail of loo paper as markers to the loo when all of the lights are off, as all that she has to do is then to follow it in order to find the loo 😉
A great funny post here Lady Lizzie.
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Haha oh no my friend! I can just imagine the wrath of your Mom, how awful that must have tasted but I'm sure that didn't cure your urge to smoke not so🤣😅
That loo paper trail would be great for those loadshedding nights not so😂
Thank you for sharing your Loo story, I'm sure you've seen loos of all kinds in your charity work;)
Have a wonderful Friday my friend.
Hahaha, no it was definitely not a cure for my smoking habit Lady Lizzie 🤣
Instead it encouraged me to accept the challenge to develop better hiding places.
Maybe you have to buy some fluorescent toilet rolls for the loadshedding days?
Yes, I have seen many and there are many hilarious stories that I should compile in a post some day.
Crediting you as the instigator of course 🤣
We hope that you guys are having a good weekend.
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We are thank you, it's a lovely cool day here!
Moms aren't always that wise not so as it would only make you want to smoke more as a forbidden treat always tastes better not so!
I'm going to tell a Loo invention story and it's thanks to you who got me thinking about the cutting of a hole in Mom's chair but you'll have to wait for another day to read that one;)
Blessings to you and Marion!
Lovely and also cool here today with a smattering of rain early morning.
I pop off every Sunday afternoon to a coffee house at a shopping centre and sit out in the open with a mug of coffee and the Sunday newspaper. Marian the get's the week's needs in the shops and then we return home.
Yes, my mom's name was Rita and and she had a temper shorter than a cigarrette butt. But I knew how to avoid danger hahaha.
Nobody looks for a packet of smokes on the roof of the house 🤣
Looking forward to the post and will do the honours when you post it.
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BEER.Hilarious @lizelle! I have an aunt who always disappeared when it was time for the dishes to be done and she can be quite the drama queen. : )
They're always the drama queens! I have more than just one on our family whatsapp group😅
But we still love them not so😉
Bless Mom Lily!! That's is so funny!! I'm trying to think how the toilet got stuck in her PJ, but then, odd things when you're half asleep!!!
And Cousin Delilah! Does she get invited to a lot of family dinners? 😃
Thanking for sharing the funny stories Lizzy!!!
That loo paper trail happened twice and the second time was the last as I showed Mom the evidence!
LOL, I have more than one Delilah in the family;)
I really enjoyed writing this one!
Thank you for starting this crazy community, we need more laughter in this world of ours.
That trail of tp reminds me: all the people who insist that loo roll needs to be flap-on-top don't have cats. ;)
LOL poor kitty cat! Yep, that is a contentious issue, should it roll from the front or the back?
Thank you for popping into my LooLoo post;)
Thank you @lizelle for an enjoyable post, I had a good chuckle about the loo paper, an elderly lady that I worked with at the Bank, went to the loo and the paper hung out the top of her slax pants, she walked through the banking hall like that before a client politely brought her attention to it, they had a good laugh about it.🤣
Haha that's so funny, I would have died of embarrassment! Thank you so much for sharing, I'm sure you have quite a few stories to tell here in the LooLoo Community;)
Tail of the story... poor Mum your boys will tease her forever now about this one!
Catchy phrases found in toilets or on the doors do get one in stitches of laughter, here is to no more mishaps!
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BEER.Ahahahahahha omg I am dead laughing! @lizelle this was an absolutely great post! I love how you featured some other loos, it was very fun to read, thank you! 😀
Hey @kaliphae, I'm so glad you pooped...oops meant popped... into my LooLoo story, I enjoyed writing it. I do hope that we're going to read about your LooLoo stories some time soon, it's a nice community, would be great to see you join;)
Thank you for the nice feedback, we need a bit more laughter in this world hey 😉🤩
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Have a lovely week! And happy Women's Day 😍
Thank you and you as well😘