THAT Jesus Money!!!

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Sundays are probably the weirdest day in the week for me, because, well, I'm supposed to be a Christian and not because I do Christian shit but because I'm not a Muslim. Nigeria has this enforced 50:50 split between Christians and Muslims that ensures that everyone falls into one category.

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Around here, religion is the lie used to achieve everything and I mean everything. If you want to be a Governor, police officer, lecturer or just breathe, you have to belong to one of them. That's generally why religious "leaders" as they call them, tend to live in opulence, and I mean rapper level balling.

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Now, I know what you're going to say, who am I to judge? and you'd be right too, I have no right to judge but all I'm saying is that this dude wasn't a millionaire in DOLLARS before he became a pastor and after some years in the ministry, he's bought a couple of private jets in the name of Jesus.

These pastor rich list always sound weird to me because I've never heard of them declaring their assets, and they never share information about their "investments" but at the same time, just the thought of it makes my balls itch.

How I see it, pastors are like Justin Sun or any of such characters that offer a "service" and collect their rewards. They promise you money,m wife, kids, a bright future and base them on the Bible. They also have zero accountability, because when their "predictions" go wrong, nobody ever brings them up and the people being scammed used are the same people that defend them.

I like certain aspects of some churches; for example, I was raised as an Anglican and I use to enjoy the ONLY the choir because they sing like its an opera, other than that, it's just a bunch of people trying to fuck, or rob each other. Anyways, the point is that the church is basically a business to me now and I decide to invest or not, in pretty much the same way I'd buy any shitcoin out there.


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Damn insane. Its the same in the US and that country is fked up.
Religion is just fucked up in generel. Its so useless, to believe in a weird man in the sky just because you dont have the balls to believe in yourself or worse not having any accountability.

Fuck religion, the church and these kids-fucking cunts! :D

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If you think US is insane, come to Nigeria. We're probably the most fucked up country on Earth but people are still taking the religion thing.
You'd see the vilest creatures going to church and mosque, pretending like they give a fuck about Jesus and Allah, only to destroy society afterwards. I always think; how the hell do you claim to be religious and then everywhere is still so bad?

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I would still argue that USA is more insane.
How are they getting rich in Nigeria by using religion? Ye, I think people are kinda retarded if they believe in a invisiable man in the sky xD

It does sound fucked up, but its just greed, nothing to do with god or allah x)

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Religion has seeped into everything. You can't even get a job if you don't align with one religion.

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Thats sad to hear bro.
You gotta get out of there! :D

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It is so depressing. People look at me funny every time I say I don't go to church. It's not that I'm an atheist, but more because I really don't want to be inside any religious building. I just want to be a good person and thank God for life, but apparently, you must affiliate with one scam religion.

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Religion is depressing man xD

I think its funny people look funny at you xD I dont know anyone who goes to Church unless its to get their kid named "proper" or for Christmas for some reason.
I think its over 10 years ago, I was in a church xD

I dont even wanna thank god for the life, I mainly just thank the Devil, just to provok people haha xD

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Lmao. I haven't been to church this year, this is the longest I've ever been without going.

Church here is an excuse to be bad. People don't want to rationally fix issues, so they'd rather look at the sky God for solutions.

Thanking the devil? 😆 You're such an asshole 😆😆

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Keep up the streak brother :p
I mean, if they get rich by looking at the sky god, that does fix their issues right? xD

Hahaha. I am just here on this earth to fuck with people :p
Sometimes I also just play stupid in order to ask people stupid question and see the frustration on their face, e.g them trying to explain why god exist to me xD Thats always so funny when asking questions xD

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