Shitcoin Bonanza #2 - Let your ASS do the talking

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Welcome to shitcoin bonanza, a series where we explore some of the most silly, stupid, ridiculous and hilarious shitcoins to have ever existed. Some are dead. Some are still alive. But they all are shitty!

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There comes a time in every man's life when he has to decide if he's a tits or ass man. There are of course exceptions like my nigga @belemo who prefer my penis but that's not the point.

ASS coin is coming to you real soon and it is going to be...big? No fucking clue but well, it's ass and I'd like to stuff my face with it.

The coin was first announced on Bitcointalk and plans to solve a critical problem in the society: Ass trade

Sick and tired of using you ass to try and gain money? Use your asscoins instead.

Asscoins are a safe and friendly alternate to use your ASS to trade without ever feeling threaten or intimidated.

Instead of having your ass violated, you can now have your wallet violated instead by buying (soon) a useless shitcoin that represents ass value.

Trade smart, play hard, mine ASS.

Coming soon.

Total Coins: 20,000,000
Block Times: 2 Minutes

Trade smart, play hard, mine ASS. I must admit..That's a good motto!

A total of 20 million coins is coming soon, and with a block time of 2 minutes, that should be enough time to be properly violated.

How soon?... Asscoin was first announced in 2014 and there have been no news since then... So I wouldn't bet my ass we will see it anytime soon! This shitcoin died before it actually came to be. Can't get more shitty than that!

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So you're on a mission to scourge for shit coins? What episode is this exactly? Because you'll be going up to a a billion episode. I have a inkling we have more shitcoins that even real coins out there. Might seem funny but this episodes would be epic.

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I'm an example of a shitcoin, don't be surprised to type badbitch coin and see it pop on search results 😹

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Haha search on Google or bing?

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Lol, Bing may fetch results you wouldn't want to see 😄

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Since they're your coins who knows it might make me rich

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Haha, it has to make me rich first lol. If you're looking for shitcoins, embrace BitTorrent(BTT), it has both Ass and Boobs, good enough for any Niqqa hahaha.

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Lol, I wanna see a pussy coin, wanna see how much of the fingers I can stick in... Hahaha

Quick Question: I'm kinda a shitcoin addict, so can I perhaps borrow your idea of posting this unfortunate cryptos as well? and prolly have you mentioned? You can help shill their ass hole for me :)

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Lol . First was tits , now it's ass, I guess I know what's coming next.

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First you get me to show my manboobs for no titcoins!! Now where do I have to get my ass out for some asscoin? I haven’t had my donkey out of his paddock for a while now so he will be looking forward to this!

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Few are really hard to spot and Bitcointalk is full of shitcoins and bounty hunters.

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Too bad they never came out with anything afterwards. It would of been nice to see what would of happened.

On a side node, do you think they were involved in creating the covid anal swab testing in China?

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lol I freakin love it! Some of these coins seriously take off just because of the name and implications they can be used for. The age of shit coins upon us again?

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I would like my ASS coins to have "firm" marketing so they won't get "spanked" by the competition. The "butt" pattern on the charts would definitely be a signal to buy.

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Hopefully there might be a bull run for this shitcoin in the near future and it may hit a stupendous ATH, but who knows ? Till it cums..., Trade smart, play hard , mine ass !😃

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Insane is the Dodge shitcoin pumping that hard. Makes me sad I'm not degenerate enough to hold any.

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