Shitpost Saturday
On one of the Discord channels today, the guys were talking about how people shitpost, add a Hive logo and get whale votes. What a brilliant idea!! So here comes my shit Hive logo post.
In the absence of polystyrene and card board at home, the only thing I can use to shit post a Hive logo is the yarn I've been using by crotchet. I'm going to crotchet the Hive logo for my shit post. The first step is to create the pattern. Luckily the Hive logo is pretty simple, it didn't take me long it work it out. It's a 9 by 7 pattern, 9 stitches in 7 rows.
It took me three and a half times to get this right. The half time was because by the third attempt I was getting better at noticing the mistake and didn't have to start from the beginning.
This is my trial of the Hive logo for my shitpost and I didn't plan to crotchet anything in particular. Now I'm thinking this looks like something rude which I shan't name, but is quite apt for this shit post.
I'm going to break away from my usual post quality and stop here at 200 words. Sounds about right for a shitpost.
Please feel fee to upvote my shitpost.
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Dang! I was hoping for a C/The LooLoo post! Your shitpost still got my vote. I'm not officially a whale, but I identify as one, so there's that 😆
Wannabee whale!!! Way to go!!! 🐳
Need to do a LooLoo post sometime now that we can go out again!!!
I would have make it less crap by putting this into an Excel
shitsheetHer zeros aren't even complete 'O'. She couldn't even make an effort to close the circle. Sigh.
Sorry Miss.... ☹️
At least she didn't just put a dot instead of the 'O'. 😎
At least she didn't just put a dot instead of the 'O'. 😎
That would be way too much effort for a shit post!!
This could have been the guessing game.
How much yarn was used? haha.
Arghh!!
Actually, not too late, I might still be able to salvage something from it. Let me put my thinking cap on 😊
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I like the way you tried to do a shit post, but actually were shit at it.
But you still got decent rewards, proving you can do no wrong.
If you went to the effort to crochet a hat with the hive logo, that's worth an upvote. 555, Hive is alive.
I can't crochet - I'm doomed. Do you think it counts if I write a hive logo on my leg in biro?
Only if it's written with permanent marker, otherwise it's just a wannabe shitpost, not a real shitpost
Lmao 😂
Can a post be a shitpost if you actually knit the Hive logo out of yarn? 🤔
Thats a lot of work right there
That's my best effort at a shit post, I'll try better next time 🤗
At first I was all, 'no she did not.' Then I was like, 'wait, oh my God like did she?!'
But it is Saturday, you're right. I was mistaken.
This is a wonderful stitchpost. Dont let the haters get you down.
ooooh wait
stitchshitpost or shitstichpost!! 🤓
Well, we can both agree its better than snitch-posting. snitchposting gets stitchposting
Haha lol like this shitpost;)
I don't understand much english, but I loved "shitpost" and I wanted to tell you :D
Length is not everything. It does not define quality. Even a 200 words post can be quality and informative.